I'm so broke
Even my processor has no cash (cache)
Why did the programmer go broke?
Because he used of all his cache!
How do you pay a programmer?
You pay them in cache!
Overweight gold diggers remind me of tech support
They're always trying to clear out your cookies and cache
A robot walks into a fancy restaurant and refuses to pay
It ran out of cache and it wasn't worth a few bytes.
What did the IT girl say to her boyfriend.
I need to clean my cache.
During the gold rush, a prospector's cache splits open. A thief follows behind unseen, collects the spoils, and leaves a note.
Thanks for the gold, RIP inbox
A new cache of pencils chewed by Shakespeare have been found
The bard apparently chewed them so much, he couldnt tell if they were 2B or not 2B
How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?
Cache in hand.
What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit?
"Clearing my cache."
I find this subreddit...
How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?
Why was the Jew's browser running so slow?
he refused to delete his cache.
What did the CPU say to the RAM?
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?
One is a runt with a cache.
A programming joke
There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and
Note for Santa
Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?
He had a lot of cache.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?
She let me ram that ass
shit was so cache
Why was the Windows PC broke?
It ran out of cache.