Cache

Jokes

I'm so broke

Even my processor has no cash (cache)

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Why did the programmer go broke?

Because he used of all his cache!

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How do you pay a programmer?

You pay them in cache!

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Overweight gold diggers remind me of tech support

They're always trying to clear out your cookies and cache

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A robot walks into a fancy restaurant and refuses to pay

It ran out of cache and it wasn't worth a few bytes.

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What did the IT girl say to her boyfriend.

I need to clean my cache.

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During the gold rush, a prospector's cache splits open. A thief follows behind unseen, collects the spoils, and leaves a note.

Thanks for the gold, RIP inbox

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A new cache of pencils chewed by Shakespeare have been found

The bard apparently chewed them so much, he couldnt tell if they were 2B or not 2B

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit?

"Clearing my cache."

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I find this subreddit...

Appeeling

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/37/82/e0/3782e0880e93b26b48be499d155e6e69.jpg

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How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?

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Why was the Jew's browser running so slow?

he refused to delete his cache.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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A programming joke

There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and

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Note for Santa

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/46/00/47/460047fa66a6f1ba8ea60459834fb5f5.jpg

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

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What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

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She let me ram that ass

shit was so cache

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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