Butch

Jokes

My lesbian cousin was raised in an Amish community just outside of Pittsburgh.

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Using a Ouija Board



Me: is anyone there?

Y
O
U
U
U
U
U
U

Me: ah son of a butch this is a Soulja Board..


**taken from a FB post on the ‘Hilarious texts’ page, who took it from @millionairevic on twitter, all the credit goes to them**

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John goes to pick up his girlfriend for a date, and meet her dad for the first time.

As he walks in the house, he's greeted by his girlfriend's father who explains she is still getting ready and will be down shortly. They move to the living room where the family dog, Butch, is laying on the floor next to where John is sitting. John had pretty bad gas, and the room was silent. After a few minutes, he couldn't hold it any longer, and let one rip. The dad looks up from


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Butch the Rooster

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilise the eggs.

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She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

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This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had


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A headline: Elderly Man Found Pushing Stroller With Body Parts sounds butch worse than

Man taking grandchild to the park

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Fowl humor

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.     She had several hundred young
pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.


She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and
was replaced.


This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to
her roosters. Each bel


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A lesbian couple were smoking weed together.

One was a high femme, the other was a stoned butch.

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Good joke for telling people

A navy recruit has boarded his new ship and reports to his Petty Officer, the officer tells him to report to the mess for his initiation. Outside the mess hall he is told that he has to walk in, bend over the barrel and pull is pants down.

If he doesn't like what is happening he has to make animal noises and if he likes it he has to sing.

A big butch sailor walks in


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Old Butch

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which r


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People protesting about Butch Hartman on social media just delights me.

Because Butch is such A Tough (or is it T.U.F.F) Puppy

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My ex wife had a fetish

She used to like to dress up like herself and act like a raging Butch all the time

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What would be the news headline if butch lesbians seized power in a coup and banned Brazilian waxing?

"Butch Putsch Pushes Bushes."

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Which E.D. is worst, Erectile Dysfunction or Explosive Diarrhea?

The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..

The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.

The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.

The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.

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Now that you know, would you ever yell at a parrot?

Her windows were broken as a result of burglary so she called a window repair man for help. Since she couldn't be there, she told the repairman:
> I'll leave my key under the potted plant. Fix the windows and leave the bill on the counter. I'll wire the money over to your account tomorrow.

> FYI, my dog Butch shouldn't bother you. But mind the p


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Fairly Fairness

A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the "Pretty Rainbow People Bar."

The Butch complains, "ugh all those itches"

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ
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Yo momma...

Yo momma's so butch she's twice the man you are.






Taken from www.jokes4us.com

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Farmer Fred fertilizes

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young' pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.


This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which


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How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?

She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons :D

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Got back from watching a showing of Butch Cassidy and my dad thought of these.

"Have you heard of the new gay western?"

"No"

"It's called "not so butch Cassidy and the hot pants kid"


also,"have you heard of the new Jewish western?"

"no"

"It's called "Butch goldstern and the sundance yid"

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Old Butch -the Rooster

John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a d


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No Bell Peace Prize

John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
Keeping track of the roosters took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.


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