Burrow

Jokes

Some people don't know whether to use the word 'burro' or 'burrow'

They don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

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People who don't know the difference between "burro" and "burrow"

Don't know the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.

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What do you say to a rabbit when returning something?

Thanks for letting me burrow that.

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People who write "burro" when they mean "burrow"

Clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground

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The Rat and the Snake

One day a snake was hunting and caught a rat. Just as she was going to kill the rat, the rat screamed, “WAIT! I’m a magic rat and if you spare me I can grant you three wishes!”


The snake, intrigued, took the rat out of her mouth and held him in her tail.

“How can I be sure you’re not lying?”


“My magic c


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A mommy mole, daddy mole, and baby mole are together in their burrow

Mommy mole sticks her head out and sniffs the air. She asks, "What's that smell? Is it brown sugar?"

Daddy mole sticks his head out to sniff around, "No I don't think so. Smells like vanilla to me."

The baby mole still in the burrow says "I don't know what you guys are talking about. All I can smell is molasses!"


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It's November 10th 1823, Paris, France...

And 3 prisoners are to be executed on the public squared that day; An artist, a cook and an engineer. The artists walks up to the guillotine bows down and prays to god. The burrow releases the blade and it stops 10 centimeters above the artist's head. They try and try but the blade won't fall all the way down. The artists looks up and says "If the guillotine doesn't work, it�


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Why did the mole burrow underneath and across the road?

He detected the vibrations of the chicken pecking on the other side. And where there's pecking, there are often worms — a mole's favorite food.

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The Rabbit's Thesis

Story :

Scene: It's a fine, sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"

Rabbit:"My thesis."

Fox:"Hmm. What is it about?"

Rabbit:"Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits ea


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