Someone just ejaculated on my anchored float.
What do you call a dog floating in water?
A good buoy
Ever hear about the stereotypically gay buoy?
He was very
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a French floating water marker.
Eau Buoy !
(This only works for Brits, as Americans say it like it's boo-ee)
My friend David drowned.
At his funeral, we got him a wreath shaped as a life buoy. It was what he would've wanted.
Did you hear about the new electronics store that caters to boats, jet skis and other watercraft?
It's called Best Buoy.
If people design such a Shipborne aircraft to replace the existing Shipborne aircraft, then the existing aircraft carriers can be eliminated, can't they? So, do you think people in the past had brain disabilities? Ha-ha!
Design the carrier aircraft as buoy type water plane! Add one or two buoys at the front end of the aircraft. Add one or two buoys at the rear end of the aircraft! Add an airbag to each of the two wings of the aircraft! In addition, in order to add airbags to the wing, the delta wing may have to be changed to a four-corner wing!
When the aircraft begins to take off, let the buoy at the
Once, there was a young man...
Who worked on seagoing boats. All sizes, but for the most part, all motor powered.
When he first began his job, he noticed that a bunch of Dolphins would always show up when he took his vessels out into the bay on test runs turning around at a buoy to come back in and fix any issues he spotted during the test.
When he left the marina, he would turn out into the bay, slowly picking up
How do sailors sort their books?
Using the buoy decimal system.
What did the boat say when it stopped floating?
What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
Why was the Channel swimmer arrested?
He was seen touching a little buoy.
A catholic priest is drowning -
if only he had a buoy to hold onto