If a cigarette stick is a fag and a bundle of sticks is a faggot, what do you call a bunch of faggots?
When I search Canadian cats in Google...
It just gives me a bunch of lynx.
Pulled this Dad joke...
on my Dad as we were elk hunting this year. We were driving down a dirt road and kept seeing a bunch of sage grouse (also known as a sage chicken) running on the road.
Dad, why did the grouse cross the road??
To get to the other sage.
I hate people who complain about hard vowel sounds.
What's brown, stinks, and squeezed out by a bunch of New Zealanders?
the Indian cricket team
The first rule of meetings:
When you have a bunch of clowns, there's gonna be a circus.
Today I told my mom I ate 20 lbs of Bologna for lunch.
She told me that was a bunch of baloney.
American society is best summarized by Christmas time
People who buy a bunch of shit while being surrounded by snowflakes.
If you see a bunch of raccoons hanging out in broad daylight they got rabies.
Blonde: So they don't have it at night?
What do you call a bunch of chimpanzees who run a children's tv studio?
Man to woman in bar: Are you a school?
Woman: No, why? Man: Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside of you.
The world isnt just black and white
I drank a bunch of colloidal silver over the last few years and it's got me depressed
I'm feeling pretty blue
If I had a hundred dollars for every gender
I'd have $200 and a bunch of counterfeits
2 blind kids were fighting at school...
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
Me pulling a bunch of quarters out of my pocket
"This changes everything."
I fell for a bunch of jokes yesterday
Im in the hospital currently
What's the difference between women and Reddit...
There is none. When you're searching for a straight answer all you get is a bunch of off topic rambling.
Why did the mohel hate his job so much?
He said he worked with a bunch of dicks.
An old man in Louisiana had owned a farm for several years...
He had a large pond in the back, perfectly suited for swimming. He fixed up the pond nicely, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.
One evening, the ole farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. Before he went, he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to gather some fruit.
As he neared the pond,
If I drank a bunch of alcohol with a high proof and shot myself, would I be bulletproof?
What has a bunch of KKKs and is still hated to this day?
Kim Khloe Kourtney Kris Kanye Kendall Kylie
I watched the weirdest mukbang the other day.
A bunch of ladies were eating this white pudding off a mans peepee it was weird.
If a girl bangs a bunch of guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same thing...
He's gay. Definitely gay.
One time I rode my bike down a bunch of stairs
A lawer, a surgeon, and a janitor are going on a camping trip...
when they discover a magical wizard. He says, "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The lawyer says, "Easy! I'll be a kindergarten teacher! How hard can it be to read to a bunch of little kids?" He gets transported into a classroom. He starts off strong, but after two hours, the kids' screams get to him and h
One day, a YouTuber bought a bunch of fans. He was later banned from YouTube due to the usage of sub bots.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles
My next trip to the toilet could spell disaster
I accidentally swapped a bunch of scrabble tiles
My next trip to the toilet could spell disaster
The other day, a bunch of prostitutes played tug of war with some prisoners. Somehow, the prostitutes won.
I guess the pros outweighed the cons.
Is it me, or have Disney movies become too political lately?
After all, the last one I watched features a plastic white guy who's obsessed with trash.
He's constantly saved by a bunch of outdated wannabe's who spout catch-phrases when their buttons are pushed or strings are pulled...
A bunch of law school students walk into a bar
“Law school has prepared you for this” said the proctor.
What do you get when you boil a bunch of funny bones?
Never trust people who channel their negative life experiences into creative expressions
... they're all a bunch of con artists
My wife always nags me about buying her flowers.
I normally comply until I realized she was basically asking for a bunch of genitals. That cheating bitch.
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years....
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the
Chuck Norris once had beer with a bunch of aliens in a nondescript location.
Today we call it Area 51
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
Whay do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
I read something in the news recently about a bunch of the female staff at an insane asylum getting arrested for having sex with some of the mentally unstable patients.
Seriously, they were fucking crazy.
What do you call a bunch of sailors who raid your coastline?
The pillage people.
I found porn when I was kid, it was girl using sex toy.
Mom asked me what I thought I saw, I said idk she was screaming a bunch maybe she was having a baby. So about 12 years later I thought I was going to be a father when my gf had an orgasm.
It'd be cool if Jesus was like a new code-name for Heroin...
Bunch of people addicted to taking the lord's name in vein...
A bunch of mathematicians walks into a bar
"So what made you fine gentlemen to converge on this bar at this point of time?" asks the bartender "Anyhow how many glasses of drink?"
"I'll take an half" says one
"I'll take the half of that" says the second
"I'm gonna take the half of even that" says the third.
This followed. It took a long time, but they
A priest is asked to teach a sex Ed class to a bunch of 5th graders.
Priest: hello children, welcome to sex Ed, where I will be teaching you about sex. First off, can I have a volunteer to help me with a demonstration?
Every morning, I wake up and find that someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
What do you call a black man in a cockpit?
A pilot you bunch of racist bastards!
The women's FIFA championship is interesting and all, but...
the next time I want to watch a bunch of women run around and not score, I'll just go to Bath and Body Works and yell 'sale'.
I've Finally found out why people still dislike good quality content in youtube.
They are just bunch of jamaicans who misread it as " Dis I Like".