Bumpy

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Pack my butthole, because its going to be a bumpy ride.

(I have anal warts.)

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The airplanes bumpy landing wasnt the Captains fault

It was the asphalt

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Why was the Ice cream truck ride bumpy?

Cause of the rocky road

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I had the best bus driver in elementary school.

He always used to let me sit on his lap during the bumpy parts.

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I had the best bus driver in elementrary school?

He always used to let me sit on his lap during the bumpy parts.

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An Italian stallion was tripping down a old bumpy road.


When a woman drove past. A little while later she thought: " Well, that certainly was Rocky. "

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Off roading is like riding a dildo on a washing machine

Bumpy but fun

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Hold on!

She wanted to sit on my face. I told her I have acne so it may be a bumpy ride.

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Turbulence in flights gets so bumpy that I'm always pissed off. Why can't there be something smoother?

Instead of turbulence, why can't there be flatulence?

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Bumpy train ride.

A man traveling on a train slowly drifts off to sleep only to be woken up by the train shaking like uncontrollably.He looks out the window to see what is going on and he realizes that the train is no longer on the tracks and is in the middle of the woods.he races up to the train driver and says” hey what is going on, why is the train off the track?” To that the train driver said &ldquo


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What is Sticky, brown and bumpy?

A stick

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Talked to A Pilot

Two days ago I was flying home from Florida and there was a lot of turbulence. So as we were disembarking and the flight attendants/pilots were saying there usual "thank you for flying our airline" and as I was passing by the pilot said "I'm sorry for the bumpy ride."

I responded "No worries, at least you weren't locked out by your co-pilot."


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I absolutely hated cocaine in the beginning...

I got off to a bumpy start.

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What do you call having sex with someone with herpes?

*A bumpy ride*

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The pilot announces after a very bumpy landing

Attention passengers we are sorry for the bumpy landing.

It was not the pilots fault.

It was not the flight attendants fault.

It was not the planes fault.

It was the asphalt.

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Riding the Bus for the First Time is Like Losing Your Virginity to a Cheap Hooker.

You wait around to find a nice taxi, but none appear.And then all of a sudden, you see this giant non-appealing thing lumber towards you. You give up your hopes and pay then fee of 1.50 and enter the massive doors that, over the years have been modified to fit fairly large occupants. For the next 20 or so minutes,it's a very bumpy ride, stop and go. Then you realize there have been elderly, h


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