Bully

Jokes

When your bored, bully an orphan

Its not like they can tell their parents

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What does LGBTQ stand for?

Let's go bully the queer

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What will Thanos do if he is getting bullied

Answer: Thanos finally snapped but his bully is too big and fat that he had to clap

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Please give this post an award!

Ive been on reddit for 5 years and ive never gotten a single award! All my friends have at least an award and they bully me because I dont have one. My friends are bullies! I hate them so much! They also bully me in Minecraft just because Im scared to go mining.

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The kid who used to bully me in school still takes my money..

On the plus side, he makes a pretty decent Subway sandwich.

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A Bully walked up to a Nerd and said.....

Bully: Hey Nerd. I bet all your friends are nerds too!

Nerd: That is where you are wrong. I have no friends.

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So, a bully stuck my head in the toilet today.

Hard as hell too. Couldn't see shit for a week.

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Did you hear about the redditor farmhand who had a run-in with a bully?

He was a jolly rancher until the bully broke both his arms and made him run home to his mom.

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A bully kept kicking me down when i tried to stand and up and laughed at me so i said "stop with the stand up commedy"

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Years ago, I viciously beat up my high school bully with a baseball bat. Both of his arms were broken.

Come to think of it, that's probably why I felt brave enough to beat him up.

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Just say no

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings


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I keep seeing LGBTQ being used in support talk..

Doesn't make much sense when they are using an an acronym for "Let's Go Bully The Queers"...

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This bully at my school claims he had sex with my mother, and can beat me easily in a fight.

I hate Parent-Teacher Day.

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What do you get when you cross a lab monkey and a bully?

I don’t know, but it’s about to beat you after Rhesus..

Disclaimer: Took this one from r/adviceanimals

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It's all about proving the naysayers wrong. Take Harold Houdini, for instance.

Before he made it as an escapologist, kids would bully him at school because his name sounded like a Subway sandwich.

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How do you make a bully cry?

Kill his family.

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What do you call a mean bull?

a bully

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Microwave bullies oven

Microwave: look at this oven, never turned on.

Over: why are you so cruel to me

Microwave: because you never get used

Toaster: don't bully the oven! It's just not on...

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Microwave bullies an oven

Microwave: lmao look at this oven turned off all day

Oven: y u so cruel to me

Microwave: because you never get used

Toaster: don't bully the microwave. It's just not on...

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What does LGBTQ stand for?

Let's go bully the queers

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"A wimpy kid walks into the bar",

said the bully.

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Best bully comeback joke

Why did the chicken cross the road don't know to get to the idiots house knock knock who's there the chicken

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What did the musician say to the bully who said he would beat him over the head with his own guitar ?

“ you know I feel like that’s a fret.”

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Usain Bolt's bully used to brag about how he will be the fastest man in the world

10 years later, Usain returned to Jamaica and went to see his bully. His first word to him was "What were Usain?"

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What did the electron say to bully the photon?

"You don't matter."

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A bully at school told me my clothes were gay

So a choked that asshole with my "Pale Heather Cashmere Scarf".

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What did the electron say to bully the photon?

"You don't matter."

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Why should you never bully a fifth grader gypsy?

Because his father is in the eleventh grade.

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I finally plucked up enough courage to beat up the school bully.

It was a different school, and 15 years later,
but damn it felt good

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Bully: Bob is such a fatte

Me: No he’s not! He’s more of a fatto

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I met this little boy today who told me he is starting at a new school tomorrow and was afraid that the other kids would bully him.

I told him, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize. Why would anyone pick on you?"

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What did the bully penguin say to the loser penguin?

Go krill yourself.

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Met my school bully 10 years after I last saw him. He still takes my money today.

But on the other hand, he certainly knows how to make a decent sandwich.

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I had 2 chinese friend, who were twins.

One day, a bully came up to him and demanded their lunch money, but they quickly beat the bully up.

The bully really messed with the Wong kids.

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I got picked up by a bully who said, "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

(Everyone standing around me laughing, including my crush.)

Me: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."

Bully: "As if."

Me: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Bully: "You really are a loser ain't you?; I don't have a sister."

Me: "You will in about nine months."


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What is the difference between a schoolyard bully and an environmentalist?

Nothing. They both want to increase attacks on minors.

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A wimpy kid wears a Santa hat to school.

All the girls are giggling and talking to him, he's in heaven!

Then the school bully, jealous of the attention, snatches the hat and says , " You don't care if I wear this, do you?"

The kid says " Do you have head lice?"

"No!" says the bully.

" Well you do now! Merry Christmas!"


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I was talking to my best friend the other day, and began discussing how long we've been friends. We ended up getting in a fight, which turned nasty. He might've broken my nose. Then he brought up all the things he'd say to me back when he was a bully instead of a friend.

All I know's, that hit me hard...

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Son, get up! You have to go to school!.

“I don’t want to go Dad. The kids make fun of me, bully me around and laugh at my face everyday. “
“I understand son, but you are 43 and you’re the Principal. Get up !”

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What does a bully say to SpaceX?

Gimme your launch money!

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Weve heard of the video game Bully.

If we play it, are we cyberbullies?

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When the bully takes your socks

So you pull out your glocks

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How to bully

A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. 
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" 
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" 

All the students in the library started staring at the guy, 
He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. 


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What do you call an average math bully?

Mean.

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I remember when I finally knocked out the school bully. I thought I'd be an instant hero, but apparently...



...it's 'appalling behavior' for a parent.

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To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.

On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

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Sometimes I bully little kids

I give them wet willie's occasionally.

The prank, not the felony

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Everyone thinks Goliath was this big, tough, Jew-bully.

But really, he was a Gentile giant.

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How to deal with a bully

So your teacher is just sitting at here desk let’s just say you’re the bully and you’re sitting beside the nerd that you bully. Here’s how you get revenge so if the teacher goes down to sit at her desk and you have to do a math problem raise your hand and tell the teacher you don’t know how to do this problem I will tell you what happens but you will see in emoji&rsqu


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I told my bully he was just a child having an existential crisis.

He said “I know you are, but what am I?”

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