Budding

Jokes

A group of engineering professors are all sitting on a plane waiting to take off...

The captain comes over the intercom and announces that as a surprise, the entire plane has been designed and built by their students.

Understandably, all the engineers immediately begin panicking, desperately scrambling to get off the plane, all except for one who is still calmly sitting in his seat.

The others urge him to abandon the plane and save himself, to which he r


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I'm a bit of a budding author

And by that I mean I manage to write myself off every weekend

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Tips for budding writers:

1. Keep your ideas unique. Don't be redundant.

2. Always avoid alliteration.

1. Maintain consistency.

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A budding comedian lives in a multi-storey apartment building.

He comes up with a joke and decides to test it out on the people in his building. Starting from the ground floor, he works his way to the top and the joke is a hit!

Convinced, he says to himself "I finally have a joke that works on so many levels!"

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Im thinking about investing in a marijuana dispensary

I hear it’s a budding industry

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My son catches a fish and eats it and hes amazing and a budding sportsman.

I catch a fish and eat it and I’m “drunk” and “need to leave Petco”.

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My young son catches s fish and eats it and hes amazing and a budding sportsman.

I catch a fish and eat it and I’m “drunk” and “need to leave Petco”.

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I've been thinking about investing in marijuana groweries.

I hear it's a budding industry.

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I pity asexuals

Must suck to have to reproduce by budding.

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You know what the budding prostitute told me?

"You break it you buy it".

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The difference between Indiana and California

In Indiana there are lots of budding young farmers. In California there are lots of young bud farmers.

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