Virginity like bubble. 1 prick all gone.
Everyone loved to say how Reddit is the same as Facebook. But they're wrong:
Facebook is filled with people posting misinformation, not reading the articles, and creating a bubble of only like-minded ideas.
How much is bubble wrap at the store?
€1 a pop
I’ll see myself out ;)
What do you call a guy who only eats bubble tea balls?
When I was a kid a piece of bubble gum used to cost a penny. You know what happened?
My wife is angry at me because I peed in the shower
She said that I “ruined her bubble bath”
What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky.
4 Gay guys are sitting in a bath
A small bubble of semen floats to the surface and pops. One of the men turns around and looks at the others.
"OK guys... Who farted?"
I asked my boss what to do with this huge roll of bubble wrap
He said, just pop it there in the corner.
It took me 4 goddamn hours.
Four gay guys sitting in a hottub...
Four gay guys are sitting in a hottub and a bubble of sperm floats up to the top. They all look at each other and say "who farted"?
Everyday a man named Jack would chew and swallow three whole packs of bubble gum.
Finally his concerned coworkers asked, "Jack whats the deal with chewing and swallowing all this bubble gum?"
Jack responded by saying, "I don't know... It just helps me keep my shit together."
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking everybody (except me) is having a great bubble bath.
Doc: Yes, you have FOMO
What do you call a white person in bubble rap
When someone offers you a bubble gum, you take it
Unless its a poisonous one, then you dont take it
Working in the bubble gum industry is rough...
After awhile, they just chew you up and spit you out!
A Marine, Soldier, and Airman...
A marine, soldier and airman get capture by a tribe in the jungle.
The chief says, "We will kill you, use your skins for canoes and then eat you. But I will allow you to choose your death. Poison, drowning, and suffocation"
The Airman chooses poison. Takes it. Dead
Soldier chooses drowning. *bubble bubble*. Dead
Marine asks for a fork,
Hate to burst your bubble, but..
the mixture needs more glycerin.
The day after Thanksgiving someone wished me Happy Turkey Recovery Day
Sorry to burst your bubble, but those turkeys aren't recovering from yesterday.
My computer decided to replace all my icons to this weird yellow bubble with headphones...
For Halloween Im dressing up as a slutty thought bubble
While Tom was at prom he noticed that three guys had gone to the bathroom at the same time. After about 15 minutes the first guy can out and Tom asked him
“What took you so long?
“I was blowing bubbles”
Tom knew something was up. So he waited until the sending guy came out and asked him
“What took you so long?”
What do you say when you are inside a bubble?
"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss
"Just pop it in the corner" he said
3 fucking hours, it took me.
I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob.
4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don't know where plankton is.
What is pink, hard when it goes in, soft when it comes out, dry when it goes in, and wet when it comes out?
Bubble gum. Got this joke from a high school science teacher, one of the weird ones.
I heard Tom Hanks and Bazooka Joe started a new restaurant together.
They called it Bubble Gum Shrimp Company.
I asked the boss what to do with the new roll of bubble wrap. "Just pop it in the corner," he said.
4 fucking hours it took me!
Virginity is like a soap bubble
One prick and it's gone.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman masturbating in a bubble bath?
Ones got a soul full of hope...
Upon visiting a struggling third world country an American man walks up to a native man and says
“Its sad the children here are suffering. In America the children are suffering as well”. The native man looks puzzled and questions the American man “ In America the children are starving? I had heard America had great wealth and abundance of food”. The man gives a stubborn look and says “starving?? No! they’re obese from eating too much Macdonalds. It’s
Have your partner chew up some bubble gum and blow up the biggest bubble possible while you politely pound her posterier. When the bubble gets as big as her head - whip out some old fashioned *ACME* sneezing powder and let her take a whiff (BlackPepper works just as well tbh) then WATCH OUT - she'll briefly feel tighter than an ugly fourth grader while she is sneezing. Also kno
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
(I'll see myself out.)
What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?
Don't axe me!
I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.
What's soft to start and takes a while to get hard?
A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need to lose weight fast."
The doctor replies, "Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your butt."
Two months later, she comes in and says, "Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was."
But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down. H
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bubble bath?
I just ordered some really precious bubble wrap.
What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?
I just met the most poor guy on this planet
He is the most hated person in his city despite being a nice guy, his boss pays him almost no money, his best friend is a total idiot, the only girl that talks to him lives in her own bubble, and the worst:
He lives in a pineapple under the sea.....
Why do Mexicans eat beans?
so they can take bubble baths.
I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it.
What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?
One has hope in her soul,
The other has soap in her hole.
What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out?
Sadaam Hussein created his own brand of bubble bath.
It was called "Baath Party".
A girl takes a booble bath. What's a guys bubble bath called?
Confucius say virginity like giant bubble
One prick, all gone
Hookers and Bubble Gum Blow
I like to do this one thing when I'm having sex with a respectable, professional , nonrefundable lady of the evening and chewing gum at the same time. The trick is right as I'm about to climax, I blow a bubble, and finish while implementing the barter system and asking if it was alright with her if I paid her in trident layers.
And that, my friends, is what we in the esco
I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today
I call Him Pop Idol
A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest.
It came to blows.
Damn girl, are you bubble wrap?
Because you're fun to run over with my bike