Broom

Jokes

Why dont witches wear underwear?

They have to grip the broom.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why dont witch wear panties

She gotta grip the broom

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why was the broom late to the party?

It overswept.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

A kid is sent to the principles office.

The principle says: you've misbehaved. I was you to name the first three letters of the alphabet. You've got until tomorrow.

So the kid goes home to ask his mum, who is on the phone. She says: shut up

So he goes to his brother who is playing with batman and he goes: I'm b-b-batman

Then the kid goes to his sister who is watching Noddy and she sa


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

How warm is a janitor's closet?

Broom temperature.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why don't witches wear panties?

tO griP thE brOom - Packer

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why was the broom late for work?

He over swept

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why was the broom late for work?

Because it overswept.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why was the Broom late for work?

It overswept.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Groom broom and bride broom

What did the groom broom say to the bride broom?
// Let's sweep together. :) (Nah)

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

My Lord, the Savior

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.
He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was.

She then asked him to please go get it. The


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

How do you pick up a Jewish girl: with a dust pan and a broom

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I hate it when my dad says this hurts me more than you

Like what hurts more than being sodomized by a broom

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Sparrow and Crow stopped by Robins place for an unannounced visit.

Flustered and hurriedly trying to tidy up, Robin exclaimed, “Sorry my house is such a mest!”

Sparrow said, “Let me help!” and grabbed the feather duster.

Crow, also wanting to help, suddenly emerged from the broom closet looking dismayed. “Really, Robin. Windex? I’m hurt.”


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why do witches not wear undies?

So they get a better grip on the broom.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I can't decide whether to get this broom or large stepping stool.

I think I'm going to have to go with the ladder.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What do you tell two people who want to sweep together?

Get a broom!

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Two neighbors are talking

One of them is just a simple worker,lives on the second floor, and has been married for 3 years, and has 4 kids.

The other is a cop,lives on the first floor. and has been married for 11 years with no kids.

The cop asks the worker:

"How come you've only been married for 3 years, but already have 4 kids? My wife and I have been married for so long, bu


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

A teacher asked a student, Do you know the alphabet?


The kid said no so the teacher said, “Well, tomorrow you gonna have to say the alphabet to me.”
The kid went home and asked his mom, “Mom, what’s the 1st letter of the alphabet?” His mom responded, “Sshhh I’m on the phone.”
The kid asked his dad, “Dad, what is the 2nd letter of the alphabet?” His dad said, &ldq


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

How warm is a janitor's closet?

Broom Temperature

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why was the broom late?

It overswept

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

One broom said to the other...

'New brooms are always better than old ones.'

'Wow, that's a sweeping statement.' the other broom replied.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

How warm is a janitor's closet?

Broom Temperature.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

First day at McDo

Do, since it's your first day we start with something easy: here is the broom, swipe the floor please.

But I have a major in gender studies!

Ah sorry, didn't know that. So let me show you first how to use the broom...

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Broom stick rape is the worst way to go

no one talks about it because they prefer to sweep it under the rug.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

JK Rowling's revealing that Dumbledore is gay was surprising

I must have read that page where he rid the broom wrong

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What did the Germans used to pick up Jewish girls in 1940s?

A broom and a collect dust

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why don't witches use panties

They need something to grip the broom with

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

How do you pick up a Jewish girl?

With a broom and dustpan

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan ?

You take away its tiny little broom!

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What happened to the broom in the flood?

He got swept away.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why dont witches wear panties?

So they can get a better grip on their broom stick.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

How do you pick up a jew girl?

With a broom and dust pan.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why don't witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip of the broom

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

A man was at the checkout to buy a broom for his house.

He goes up to the cashier and asks if the broom he has is the best one they have. The cashier responds "im not sure i mean a broom is a broom". The man replies "whoa lets not make amy sweeping generalizations here"

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What did the witch say after her broom was stolen?

"Well, good thing I can drive a stick."

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why do witches not wear panties?

Cuz they need to grip the broom

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

When I watched the news

It said the recent wave of broom murders have been sweeping the nation

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I got my wife a birthday present.

So I told my wife I got her something long, hard and takes two hands to handle.

She says, “Oh wow!”

I hand her a new broom.

I am now recovering in the hospital after having a broom handle removed from my rectum.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why dont Witches wear panties?

Because they need to grip the broom!


- taken from Packer on The Office xD

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why dont witches wear panties

Because they need to grip the broom

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day

Husband: Well next time take the car.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why dont witches wear panties?

Because they always need to grip the broom

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day

Husband: Well next time take the car then silly

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

How do you pick up a Jewish Girl?

Dust Pan and Broom

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

How do you pick up a Jewish girl?

With a broom and a dustpan.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Scientists today combined a car with two domestic sweeping devices.

It goes broom broom.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

An American soldier

is fighting in Germany in World War II. The battle is so intense, men are dropping everywhere. Finally, the Americans run out of ammunition. In a panic, a soldier approaches his Sergeant. "Sarge, we're out of ammo! What are we going to do?" The Sergeant looks around, and all he can find is a broom. He picks it up, hands it to the soldier and says, "This is your rifle. Hold it u


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What did one broom say to the other?

How did you sweep?

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Dad joke

Why was the broom late for work?

He overswept ...

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE
LOAD MORE