Brisk

Jokes

On a brisk winter morning, a man is running late to the airport.

His ride is waiting in front of his apartment. The wind is blowing and it’s snowing as he runs from the building to the waiting car. He opens the door and slides into the back seat. Shivering he says, “ooooh brrrr.”

The driver turns and says, “Are you sure you have to right car, this is a Lyft.”


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My friend converted to Judaism last month.

I was gonna go to his circumcision, but they had to reschedule because it was too brisk.

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Irishman joke.

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are walking through the desert. They are all tired and thirsty when they stumble upon a genie.
The genie grants them one wish each.
The Englishman asks that he is instantly transported to the sidelines of a cricket game in cool autumn with a pint of ale.
The Scotsman asks he can stand upon the highlands again with a brisk wind in his hair.


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The oldest joke I know.

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are walking through the desert. They are all tired and thirsty when they stumble upon a genie.

The genie grants them one wish each.

The Englishman asks that he is instantly transported to the sidelines of a cricket game in cool autumn with a pint of ale.

The Scotsman asks he can stand upon the highlands again with a brisk


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So my Friend had his Wedding in the Middle of the Winter

The ceremony was brisk, but the reception was cold.

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