Brine

Jokes

NEW state slogan for Wisconsin?

Many years ago I worked for a company that was based in a small town in Wisconsin... I would commute from Dallas to ORD (O'Hare) and make a 2-4h drive during the harshest of winter weather. The snow in this area of the country is heavy and wet and clearing roads is very difficult for even the best of snow plow trucks. I heard stories of a local Wisconsin cheese manufacturer that had an accid


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I cured cancer...

In a butter brine sauce.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I started making my own pickles...

...and I was trying really hard to make them the best pickles available.

I made a deal with a local cucumber farmer, who used no pesticides, for a portion of his crop, but I hit a snag with the brine. It turns out that the perfect pickling brine is a balancing act of different types of vinegar and herbs, not to mention varieties of dill and garlic and other spices.

I foun


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I'm putting sesame street characters in brine jars

Pickle me elmo

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Who smells like dill and brine, and drives a cab?

Travis Pickle

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What did the depressed slab of meat say when put into brine?

WowThanksImCured

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What did the wanna be entrepreneur shrimp post on social media?

Rise and brine.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What did the pickle say to the cucumber?

Come on in the water's brine!

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Is something that has had the brine washed away exalted?

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE