Breezy

Jokes

A blond gave her boyfriend a blow job for the first time and was pretty proud.

It was a breeze for her, and a little too breezy for him.

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Rihanna, what did you mean the wind gave you this black eye?

No, I said it was Breezy.

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The human douche was denied a time zone...

It ain't so easy being breezy bahahahahahaha

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You know what the perfect slogan for makeup for gliding mammals would be?

Easy, breezy, beautiful, Coversquirrel.

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You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls

All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat.

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Unlikely Dating sites

I tried to start an Introverts Dating site but nobody would contact anybody.

I tried to start a Firefighters Dating site but everyone just flamed each other.

I tried to start a Weed Smokers Dating site but I was too high.

I tried to start a Tighty-Whiteys Dating site but it only lasted a brief while.

I tried to start a Pun Lovers Dating site but


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