A blond gave her boyfriend a blow job for the first time and was pretty proud.

It was a breeze for her, and a little too breezy for him.

Rihanna, what did you mean the wind gave you this black eye?

No, I said it was Breezy.

The human douche was denied a time zone...

It ain't so easy being breezy bahahahahahaha

You know what the perfect slogan for makeup for gliding mammals would be?

Easy, breezy, beautiful, Coversquirrel.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls

All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat.

Unlikely Dating sites

I tried to start an Introverts Dating site but nobody would contact anybody.

I tried to start a Firefighters Dating site but everyone just flamed each other.

I tried to start a Weed Smokers Dating site but I was too high.

I tried to start a Tighty-Whiteys Dating site but it only lasted a brief while.

I tried to start a Pun Lovers Dating site but

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