Breather

Jokes

What cut of steak does a fire breather prefer?

Flaming yawn

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Whats the difference between a flat earthier and a mouth breather?

No really, I’m asking.

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Where shouldn't a fire breather practice?

In the burn ward of a children's hospital.

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A man named Walter is running in a race

and he's first. He's miles in front, and he's ran 3/4 of the race so he decides that now would be a good time to take a breather. Whilst he's taking his breather, he starts reflecting on all the races he's ran in. "I love the crowds at the end of races but most of the time, they're awful" he thought, "you run these races and the endings are just such a


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