Have you heard about the new mints?
They’re real ICE BREAKERS
Do you guys know any good ice breakers?
I just know that the Titanic is not a good one.
Taylor Swift Parody song shake it off
I speak out too late i got nothing in my brain
That’s what people say
i eat too many dates
but they don’t make me fat
at least that what people say
but i keep drooling can’t stop won’t stop drooling
It’s like i got these thoughts in my mind that i am gonna be blind
Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy?
Sweaters aren't the only garment named after a gross bodily function...
There's wind breakers, too
A Californian surfer visiting Australia was having a good time catching the breakers at resorts along the Gold Coast, but wanted a special experience. He wanted to surf a beach where nobody, or almost nobody, goes.
So he gets in the car, drives north. At the first remote beach he hits, he has his board in hand as he's walking toward the water, when one of the locals warns him: &q
Hey, are you one of the new guys?
No I've always been a guy, why do you ask?
( I'm starting a new job in a few weeks, and I've been trying to come up with some new ice breakers. They're going to love me)
Ohm my god, watt the fuck, breakers be trippin'