My brassiere business closed today and I have a lot to get rid of.
Just PM me pictures of your boobs and I'll see if we have any in your size!
I just learned the German word for "brassiere."
Bring me my striped brassiere!
“You mean your zebra?”
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons ...
... invest in a brassiere.
Another guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $100 notes on the counter
...and he asks the very attractive MILF tending bar what the deal with the jar is. "It's very simple," she says. "You put $100 in the jar if you think you can do three things my five-year-old child can do, and if you *can* do them then you win the jar and all the money in it."
Naturally his $100 is in the jar a few moments later, and she calls in Little John
How do you say brassiere in German?
Regarding today's semi-final: What is the difference between Brazil and a brassiere?
One is full of boobs, while the other is a piece of clothing.
What do they call a brassiere in Germany?