Brassiere

Jokes

My brassiere business closed today and I have a lot to get rid of.

Just PM me pictures of your boobs and I'll see if we have any in your size!

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I just learned the German word for "brassiere."

Holdzimfromfloppin.

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Bring me my striped brassiere!

“You mean your zebra?”

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons ...

... invest in a brassiere.

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Another guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $100 notes on the counter

...and he asks the very attractive MILF tending bar what the deal with the jar is. "It's very simple," she says. "You put $100 in the jar if you think you can do three things my five-year-old child can do, and if you *can* do them then you win the jar and all the money in it."

Naturally his $100 is in the jar a few moments later, and she calls in Little John


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How do you say brassiere in German?

Keepemfromfloppin

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Regarding today's semi-final: What is the difference between Brazil and a brassiere?

One is full of boobs, while the other is a piece of clothing.

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What do they call a brassiere in Germany?

Derrstopsemfromfloppin

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