Brash

Jokes

Being unable to get over a cold without antibiotics has curbed my brash, confident attitude.

Now I have amoxicillin.

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A bright and brash Australian,

the hunter was his name.

All those slimy reptiles

brought him wealth and fame.

Some say he was a looker,

to girls he was a dish.

He knew everything about crocodiles

But fuck all about fish.

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Are you tired of being called a dolt alone?

Grow up today and join the other groups of adults around the world!

Don't want a child?

Release it into the wild!

(Spank bank doesn't make you wank wank?

Don't be brash, get Snatch Cash!)

That last one was made by a friend.


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Trumps Ego was running around DC

It runs through Meridian Hill Park, past three nuns who were sitting on a park bench fondling their rosary beads. Trumps Ego stopped suddenly and startled them with its brash nakedness. Two of them had a stroke on the spot.

The third one couldn't reach.

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

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