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In 1861 Abraham Lincoln became President of the United States.

78 years later...

In 1939, a sad, brainless scarecrow crooned: "I could be another Lincoln if I only had a brain."

78 years later...

In 2017, a sad, brainless scarecrow became President of the United States.

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Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer

Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.''


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TIL that there was a scientific study that showed most people only read the headlines of articles and form an opinion based on what they already believed. 90 of people didnt read the inside content because most people that get their news this way were brainless sheep. according to the study.

That study is now. Let’s see how high this goes you brainless sheep.

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Why the statue of liberty is a woman?

Because they need a brainless for the oriel

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I was going to become a brain surgeon...

until I realized most of people are brainless.

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If countries and organizations were represented as people, the EU would just be a torso.

It's brainless, and doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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After age 30, the brain shrinks a quarter of a percent (0.25) in mass each year.

So when I'm 34 I'll be brainless!

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer......

...... Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.''


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Three doctors

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-e


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Three Doctors

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-e


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What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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