I ran into R. Kelly while he was filling out a March Madness bracket.
He was picking primarily the 14s and 15s.
Turns out he’s really into #1 too.
Cruel March Madness Odds
If you want a sure thing in your men’s NCAA tournament pool, you’ll need to fill out the 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 brackets necessary to guarantee a winner. Just leave yourself *plenty* of time to finish them all*:* if you filled out one bracket every second it would take you 292 billion years to cover all the possibilities.
I got fired for not accepting a raise at my job this week because I didn't want to lose money paying higher taxes in the next bracket.
I sure feel bad for the accountant they hire to replace me.
Nobody thinks my march madness bracket will win
I just can't see why people would dismiss a team that beat professional organizations last year. I say Golden State all the way.
I love Spanish shelves that have a one-slot bracket
They're riel simple
A girl and her sniper rifle.
I had a friend named Sierra once. She was a pretty chill girl. Really only had two defining characteristics about her though, her love of lemon-lime sodas and her innate marksmanship. She was a damn good crackshot.
Her dad was a bit of a gun nut. Owned lots of rifles including a classic, old-time sniper from back in the WWII era. Beautiful old thing. She learned to fire it at age 12,
The Programming Language Competition (OC)
The programming languages are in a competition to see who's the best.
And Python is in the lowest bracket, with all the esoteric programming languages like LOLCODE and Brainfuck. Normally a program
What do you call a bee in a space rocket?
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