I've got a really good joke about dentists
Dentists are going on strike
I have a joke or 2 about bad teeth coming
Brad Brace was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Brad Brace, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Brad Brace and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cru
The sign at the orthodontist's office said "The doctor was called away for an emergency."
I've got a lot of puns about people with crooked teeth
You'd better brace yourself
What did the dentist say to his patient when he got his drill out?
Brace for impact.
Dentists across the country are going on strike.
United Airlines is so weird. It's the only airline that has the captain continuously yelling "brace for impact" during the boarding process.
Whats an Australians definition of fore play?
Brace yourself Sheila
My dick is so big
I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate.
A blonde, an idiot, and a woman walks into a bar.
I know what you were expecting, "oh, she orders a drink, hurdee-hur-hur", but no sir! This is not that kind of joke! This joke will rock your world! It will make you say, god ***DAMN*** what a joke! Here we go! It's happening! Brace yourselves, here we go! Prepare to be caught off guard!
She hits her head on it.
I think my new idea for DIY orthodontics is going to take the world by storm.
Experts are predicting a very wet day tomorrow...
They are urging cinemas showing 50 shades of grey to brace themselves.
Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago
He's never looked back
You heard about the leg brace wearing guy thats always wrong? He stands corrected
Idk im high lol
Fixed Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world
Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world
What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk
What did the man with scoliosis say when he got a back brace?
"I stand corrected!"
Mona Lisa's Mother
If Mona Lisa's mother were Jewish, she would have said: "Mona, bubbeleh, after all the money your father and I spent on your brace, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
I finally came up with a good punchline for the "An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar" joke
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one orders half a pint, the third one orders a third of a pint, and the fourth one is about to order when the bartender waves him off and pours two full pints. “Whoa whoa, hold on,” says the mathematician, “How do you know we’re all here?” The bartender replies, “Wel
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What does a redneck say for foreplay?
"Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"