At a party, an old lady was complaining about the behaviour of the youth of today.
'Look at the girl over there.' She complained, 'I don't know what young girls are coming to! She is wearing boys jeans, a boys shirt, and that hair cut is so boyish - you wouldn't know if she was a girl at all, would you?'. 'Well, as it happens I would', came the reply, 'because she is my daughter'. 'Oh dear', said the old lady embarrass