I decided to brighten my neighborhood by decorating my boundary wall with dildos

My neighbour is livid but his wife is still on the fence

They asked me if I'd sit on the boundary between two properties.

I'm on the fence about it.

He always writes these things on Fridays...

My neighbors journal says I have “Boundary Issues”

An old Vermonter who lives right on the Massachusetts boundary has his land surveyed...

After the survey was complete and the new map was made, it turned out that he had been living in Massachusetts all this time.

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"Good" said the old man. "I can't take any more of those Vermont winters!"

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I tried to brighten my neighborhood by planting dildos all over the boundary wall.

My neighbour is totally furious , but his wife is still on the fence ...

I tried to brighten up our neighborhood by planting dicks all over my boundary wall...

My neighbour is totally furious , but his wife is still on the fence ...

According to my neighbor's diary,

I have "boundary issues".

I built a fence 6 inches over the property line and my neighbor got right up in my face.

He has real boundary issues.

My neighbor got right in my face today because I built a fence 6 inches over then property line.

He has real boundary issues.

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.

According to my neighbors journal

I have boundary issues

My wife is mad at me.

Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues.

My girlfriend is mad at me

According to her diary, I have "boundary issues".

Heard this one from a scientist last night

Two scientists walk into a bar:

“I’ll have an H2O.”

“I’ll have an H2O, too.”

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.

I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues...

at least that's what her diary said.

According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues.

According to my wife's diary,

I have boundary issues.