Bouncy

Jokes

How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

You use spring water.

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Have Michael Jackson fuck ssome children on it

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What is skin-colored, bouncy and sometimes blue?

My balls.

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Im going to invest in bouncy castles.

They’re for sure going to blow up.

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To the asshole that stole my trainers while i was on the bouncy castle.

Grow up.

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What's the difference between a slap and a nice head of bouncy hair

The word that you end the sentence "I would like you to give me a blow _____."

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Just add spring water!

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If you want your water bed to be more bouncy...

Use spring water.

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy

You add spring water

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy

Add spring water

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This guy came up to me and my friend. He said, "If you two can inflate my bouncy castle for me, I will try and get you famous."

Hopefully we can make it big.

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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day...

It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.


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I like my women how I like my bouncy houses...

Inflatable

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What's the difference between a child's bouncy ball and Donald Trump

One is a shapeless orange mass that changes direction all the time but is fun to watch until it hits you in the face... And the other is a bouncy ball.

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My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday again this year. The guy said the rental was $1000. I said, "I don't understand, it was $100 last year!"

He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”

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My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50 and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. I said, Thats outrageous!


He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”

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My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50 and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. I said, Thats outrageous!


He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”

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A translated Norwegian joke

Two guys meets in the middle of nowhere, trying to find their wives. They decide to help each other out, by describing their wives.

The first man goes on: "My wife is tall, well fit, blonde, got big firm breasts, thight bouncy ass, a massive lust for sex and a face of a model. How about yours"?

The second man replies: "She can go F**k herself, lets search f


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At a party

Dad: " this bouncy castle is twice the price of last year "
Kid: " dad no "
Dad: " that's.. "
Kid: " please no dad "
Dad: " ..inflation for you "
* kids start crying *

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Imagine living in a giant bouncy castle.

I'm sure the rent would be insanely expensive but I would chalk that up to inflation.

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Mate's daughter wants a bouncy castle for her birthday.

He's been quoted £100 to get it delivered and then a further £500 to blow and keep it up for the day. I told him I thought that was outrageous but, like he says, "guess that's inflation for ya."

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My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday.

The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars.

I said, “that’s outrageous!”

He just shrugged and said, “that’s inflation for you.”

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I want to live in a bouncy castle, but...

the price of inflation would be way too big

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My wife said she was going for a tattoo and asked If I had any ideas for her -

apparently BOUNCY CASTLE FOR HIRE isn't funny to her.

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I live in a bouncy castle.

The rent is high, but that’s just due to inflation.

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Just walked past our local Mosque and theres loads of shoes outside.

I’m fucking sure they’ve got a Bouncy Castle in there.

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What's the difference between a bouncy ball and a fetus?

One stays intact after it hits the wall.

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Whats the difference between a bouncy ball and a fetus?

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Whats the difference between a fetus and a bouncy ball?

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What is the difference between a fetus and a bouncy ball?

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Can i say to the lowlife who nicked my trainers while i was on the bouncy castle.

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To the person who stole my shoes as I was playing on the bouncy castle...

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Did you hear about the guy who lives in a bouncy castle?

When interviewed about it, he said “the rent had become more expensive as of late... but it’s mostly due to inflation.”

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

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To the person whole stole my shoes when I was on the Bouncy Castle

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What's the difference between a Viola and a Bouncy Castle.

You take your shoes off to jump on a bouncy castle.

(From a guitarist/pianist/bass/banjo/mandolin player friend who despises classical instruments.)

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Bouncy Castle Pun.

[kids party]

"This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"

Dad no

"That's.."

Please no dad

"..Inflation for you"

*kids start crying*

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Age joke

There was a man who worked at a company and was called in by his CEO because of some mischiefs the worker has made. So he scolded him and warned him of doing such acts and the worker got mad. The worker proceeded to say: "I am sorry mister boss sir but would you like to hear a joke?" The ceo replies:"sure" The worker says:"Kids played with large bouncy balls, teenagers pla


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A translated Norwegian joke

Two guys meets in the middle of nowhere, trying to find their wives.
They decide to help each other out, by describing their wives.

The first man goes on: "My wife is tall, well fit, blonde, got big firm breasts, thight bouncy ass, a massive lust for sex and a face of a model. How about yours"?

The second man replies: "She can go F**k herself, lets s


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What type of roof is really bouncy?

A kangaroof!
:-D

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Just walked past our local Mosque and theres loads of shoes outside.

I’m fucking sure they’ve got a bouncy castle in there.

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