Bottling

Jokes

I decided to start bottling and selling Cold Clear Alaskan water.

But from the very start I've gotten nothing but bad reviews. And I really don't understand why, except for that one guy of course. His bottle still had a little seaweed in it.

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Did you hear that Coca Cola are looking to hire the Tottenham players in their factory?

It's because they're experts at bottling.

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Just had a bit of trouble with a Scottish man in a bar and ending up bottling him

You should’ve seen that glasgow

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I wish you could buy breast milk

I accidentally startled my wife while she was bottling hers. The expression on her face was priceless.

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The Juicing Company

A juicing company realized that each drink could be made faster and at a lower cost if they utilized an assembly line technique in the development of the drinks.

The lemonade line, for example, now has separate stations for the juicing of the lemons, the adding of the sweetener, and the bottling of the finished product. The same is true with the apple juice, orange juice, and many ot


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A coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk...

coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!

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