Botched

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Did you hear the doctor's excuse when he botched the circumcision?

It was cockamamie

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What do you call a fatally botched uterine removal surgery?

A hysteREKTomy.

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Botched suicide


A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left n


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What do you call a rabbi with a botched circumcision?

A Jew... ish

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What do you call a negative man with a botched vasectomy?

A pissamist

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Is this a good game of thrones joke?

Little do people know but I heard the Rambis' are special advisors to HBO also and that's how they botched the finale

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Watching EA trudge through controversy after controversy is like watching Trump play golf.

You know another botched negotiation is coming up, you just don't know when.

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Did you hear about the Rabbi who got fired after he botched a circumcision?

He got the sac...

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A South African executioner was reported to his boss for his latest botched hanging.

"I didn't do nottin'," he cried.

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My doctor apologized for the botched circumcision that left me impotent.

I told him no hard feelings.

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Did you hear about the surgeon who botched a vasectomy?

he got the sack

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I payed way too much for a botched circumcision

It was a rip off

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What do you call a botched circumcision?

A rip off

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I think you misspelled botched paint job.

Did you mean Kurt Cobain?

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My girlfriend elected to have a suction curettage abortion, and the clinic totally botched it. We only have ourselves to blame.

That kind man on Yelp did warn us the staff sucks ass.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face?

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Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change?

He was always going around half-cocked.

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A botched circumcision is a ripoff.

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How do you fix a botched circumcision?

With a repost

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FBI responds to increased number of botched investigations resulting in civilian casualties

By adding a new definition for "botched" to urban dictionary; successful

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Why did Duane Middleton die from a botched colonoscopy?

It went in and rectum

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What did the tranny say after the botched operation?

Aww nuts.

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Call me nostalgic, but I often think back to when I was just a boy...

Before my botched gender reassignment surgery. Things were simpler, then.

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Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision?

He got the sac.

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