Botany

Jokes

I saw a stand-up comic doing jokes about botany. Nobody in the audience laughed except one guy.

I looked at him and thought "you're a plant".

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You can't plant flowers....

...if you haven't botany

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My uneducated neigbor was planning to grow a flowerbed in his backyard

But then he realised he can't plant flowers as he hadn't botany

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While you're at someone's house, it's pretty easy to tell if they like plants.

Just look around and see if they botany.

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I know someone who faked his degree in botany.

He wrote his thesis on artificial Christmas trees.

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Boll weevils are detrimental to cotton crops. If you had to have boll weevils on your farm, which do you want, a big weevil or a little weevil?

The little weevil, because you always want the *lesser of two weevils.*

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My botany professor just told us this.

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The plant went home one night without groceries

It was because it never botany.

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I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants

But I haven’t botany yet

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What's the best way to identify a dogwood tree?

By its bark

P.S. Sorry if this is a repost, but I haven't seen it here recently and I just heard it today from my botany professor.

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You can't plant flowers...

...if you haven't botany.

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One of the truly awful classes in school is botany

It really weeds out the people who should be there and who shouldn't be

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I would have really liked to study plants in college...

but my university hadn’t botany.

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How to spell "burst size" like my botany teacher

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I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class...

It's about thyme

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A Botany student walks into a green house...

Upon entering, notices that the green house is empty. He asks the professor,"why are there no plants?"
To which the professor replies, "I haven't Bought-any"...
bdmmpp tzzz-

first post and first original joke lmk what you think!

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