I saw a stand-up comic doing jokes about botany. Nobody in the audience laughed except one guy.
I looked at him and thought "you're a plant".
You can't plant flowers....
...if you haven't botany
My uneducated neigbor was planning to grow a flowerbed in his backyard
But then he realised he can't plant flowers as he hadn't botany
While you're at someone's house, it's pretty easy to tell if they like plants.
Just look around and see if they botany.
I know someone who faked his degree in botany.
He wrote his thesis on artificial Christmas trees.
Boll weevils are detrimental to cotton crops. If you had to have boll weevils on your farm, which do you want, a big weevil or a little weevil?
The little weevil, because you always want the *lesser of two weevils.*
My botany professor just told us this.
The plant went home one night without groceries
It was because it never botany.
I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants
But I haven’t botany yet
What's the best way to identify a dogwood tree?
By its bark
P.S. Sorry if this is a repost, but I haven't seen it here recently and I just heard it today from my botany professor.
You can't plant flowers...
...if you haven't botany.
One of the truly awful classes in school is botany
It really weeds out the people who should be there and who shouldn't be
I would have really liked to study plants in college...
but my university hadn’t botany.
How to spell "burst size" like my botany teacher
I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class...
It's about thyme
A Botany student walks into a green house...
Upon entering, notices that the green house is empty. He asks the professor,"why are there no plants?"
To which the professor replies, "I haven't Bought-any"...
first post and first original joke lmk what you think!