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Jokes

A thousand humans are abducted...

To be sold as slaves to alien buyers.

An unassuming alien approaches the slave market and asks to see their stock. The merchant happily complies.

"James Walker," the merchant begins, "Male Caucasian. Hard worker, father of five, very high stamina. Only 500 credits."

The buyer says no, asking for something more cost-effective.


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The Businessman

A travelling businessman gets in the elevator at his hotel after a long day in conferences.

To his weary dismay, each floor up the elevator gets more and more crowded.

On the 4th floor a large group enters, including a very busty woman.

Exhausted, but trying to accommodate, the man shuffles around and accidentally elbows the poor lady in her chest.


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The Chef

A travelling businessman gets in the elevator at his hotel after a long day in conferences.
To his weary dismay, each floor up the elevator gets more and more crowded.
On the 4th floor a large group enters, including a very busty woman.
Exhausted, but trying to accommodate, the man shuffles around and accidentally elbows the poor lady in her chest.
"Please, if your


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The Higgs Bosom Particle (xpost from rscience)

The Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church, and the priest says to him, "sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons here." The Higgs boson replies, "but without me, you can't have mass!"

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