I went to the Black Hole Nightclub.
It was really boring but the potential was infinite.
I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines...
...it was just plane boring.
Anesthesiology jokes are boring.
They always put me to sleep.
Okay its gonna be cheesy but hear me out
I just started middle school and the science teacher was talking about rocks and how people always think the stuff is boring so I was going to say "rock are often taken for granite" but I didn't have the chance
Y'all wanna hear a joke about construction?
**Sorry but I'm still working on it unfortunately.**
Heard this joke for the first time ever today and thought it was very funny. May be old and boring but it was fun to me at least and hope it will be for other people too. :) I do like the longer jokes more myself but really just wanted to share this one :D Hope you th
Why does Elon Musk spends all his time at SpaceX and Tesla?
Because the other company is boring.
What do you call repetitve and monotonous tunnel digging work?
What time is it?
Time for predictable, boring as fuck jokes to die in a big ass genocide.
What do you call a group of mathematicians?
Why do we always take boring morons so lightly?
Because they are Boron!
p.s: bad joke, bad joke...
A normal person's back:
* Will hurt over time
* Pretty boring overall
* Has a lot of dumb bones
ASMR videos are so boring
They put me to sleep every time I watch them.
Would you rather be a spider or the most boring man on earth?
Either way, you're still a web developer.
I'm a programmer, my wife works part-time in tech support. (NSFW)
Last Friday night, we felt a little frisky, so we made a trip to the bedroom. For her, everything went great. For me... Not so much. An hour later, I had yet to climax once.
So my wife had a brilliant idea. She went to our living room, grabbed some books we'd bought so we could teach our kids to read. Real boring stuff, really. So she cracks one open and starts reading in a monot
I got to play Fallout 76 for 1 hour. I cant believe how amazing...
ly boring the game was.
Why do Mexicans only cross the border in pairs?
Because Juan by Juan is boring, and TRESpassing is illegal.
I just read a hole book.
It was boring!
What happened when the boring eclipse swept across the nation?
It was shadow band.
A blonde goes to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone book!"
One day an anesthesiologist is boring his kids and wife with a complex math equation over dinner.
The wife says:
"honey you are good at putting people to sleep."
3 men are stranded on a desert island...
They wander around and find a magic lamp, from which a genie appears.
The genie offers to grant each man one wish.
The first man wishes for a boat so he can leave. *poof* The man is rewarded and he makes his getaway.
The second man wishes for a helicopter so he can leave. *poof* He too is rewarded, and is able to escape.
The third man sits quiet
What's the difference between Bran flakes and Bran Stark?
One is dull, boring, bland, an inferior choice to it's alternatives, and sinks if you put it in milk. The other is a breakfast cereal.
North carolina is pretty boring to listen to...
It only has seven sounds.
My friend asked me if I was still in touch with an old mutual acquaintance, who happened to be a small, electronic handheld boring device.
I said "I know the drill".
What do you call a slow and boring lizard?
3 operating systems walk into a bar
The first says "I'm Windows. The most popular, everyone likes me and I don't mess about. I'll have a pint of lager."
The second says "I'm Mac OS. I'm the favourite of artists and hipsters, and I could never settle for a boring lager like Windows. Give me your hoppiest artisanal IPA!"
The third says "I'm Linux. I'
What does this joke and a boring party have in common?
"We need a new fireplace," I said.
"Yeah," came the plain reply.
Life as a fireman can be real boring.
Regular back: boring, stupid, will hurt eventually
Backstreet's back: alright
If you think heaven is gonna be boring remember that all your love ones and heroes are gonna be there
Like the guy who killed hitler a personal favourite of mine
Necrophilia is dead boring
Try incest, it's only relatively boring
One day, a vampire met God.
God granted him 3 wishes.
Vampire said, “well, always wearing black is too boring, I’d like to be all white. Then, I want to have wings. It must be awesome to see the world from above! And most importantly, I want to be able to suck blood all the time.”
So God turned him into a sanitary pad.
The news doesn't seem so boring for once...
I mean the Notre Dame cameo is pretty lit.
Student:can I go to the bathroom
Student translation:can I skip the rest of your boring class
I hate oil wells
They are so boring
A girl in work was a bit rude earlier, she said I look like I'd be boring in bed.
So I told her she should ask her sister ;).
"Haha, I haven't got a sister" she proclaims.
"I know" I said, "you will in 9 months".
What do you call something that's just been eaten by a boring man?
What's good about men who bang boring men
They are in-dull-gent
I took my son to an obstacle course for kids
Most boring PowerPoint I’ve ever sat through
I have a broing ducking lessen send jokes
I have a new habit of saying "Jesus" and I am not even Christian.
This is a really bad situation. I belong to *Hinduism* community. After watching a lot of American movies and series, this has become my reflex. I can't even control it. And I really don't think this is a big thing but for other people who hear this might be offended by this and some might say, "he is trying to be cool' or "he is trying to sound American" etc.
Women are like cars
When they get old and boring, you get a hot new model
OC I really wish my friend would quit his job.
Every time I ask him about work, he gets annoyed and tells me it’s boring. Literally every time. He’s been fine except when I ask him about work. I wish he’d just quit, because he used to be so much fun before he started his new job a few months ago. We haven’t spoken in a week because he flew off the handle at me. All I did was ask him about work.
ME: Hey, Mik
I thought the campsite orgy was going to be kind of boring...
But it turned out to be fucking in tents.
I downloaded a PC game yesterday
It's a boring game where you need to make sure you don't offend the LGBT, minorities or liberals .
What do you get when you mix an accountant with a giant jet airplane?
A Boring 747.
This funeral I went to today was so boring
One person was sleeping literally the entire time
What do you call the place where bad noodles live?
What do you call noodles who can’t remember anything?
I’d like to apologize for wasting your time with these terrible jokes, just trying to get pasta really boring morning.
I hope my internet points don’t take a hit too, that would cost me a pretty penne.
I took my blind friend to go see stand up comedy once
after the viewing had ended, he told me that the jokes were so old, lame, and boring that even he could have seen them coming.