Bore

Jokes

So last night I saw the new movie Thor Ragnarok

And I said “Thor Ragnarok? More like Bore Ragnarok.”

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After completion of the Chunnel, many of the workers decided to get together to celebrate their achievement

Attendees recall it being a huge bore fest.

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Thor Ragnarok more like

Bore Ragnarok

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Things were beggining to get dark. Times were dull. Mom always told to me that I am special. I never felt that, I mean whats so special. After 20 years of confusion I asked her"Mom! What was so special about me, that you always talked about?" And she said

"To bore people and make them into thinking that there really is some kind of mystery."

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Society

More like “Bore Ragnarok”

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Santa came early

Is the only time someone came early and bore presents and not child support

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I just saw Star Wars Solo, a 250 million dollars movie, and thought:

Wow, it's so expensive to bore me.

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Did you hear about the man who gouged out his eyes?

It was quite the bore.

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You may be bored because you bore, but if you bore you are boring

And the boring company is bored because it hasnt bored yet.

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Three mice are at a bar arguing about who's the coolest.

The first one says, "When I see a mouse trap I grab the cheese with one hand and do a little workout with the other."

The second one scoffs and says, "Whenever I come across rat poison I chop it up with a razor and fucking snort it."

Suddenly the third one gets up from the table. The other two look at him and ask, "What's up? Did we leave you


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Aliens come to Earth and make it quite clear that their intentions are hostile.

First they attack all the major cities in the world. Then they call all the world leaders together and tell them to lay down their weapons and surrender. Resistance is futile.

I won't bore you with the details except to say that in the end, our sympathies are with the aliens.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

"You are such a bore."

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How do you kill a Mormon?

Bore them to death.

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Driving through a tunnel isn't much fun.

It's really just a bore.

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A girl takes a white guy home...

At the end of a night out on the town, a girl takes a white guy back to her house.

They're kissing and moving towards her bedroom when she looks at him with the most flirtatious eyes she can muster and says: "Is it true what they say about white guys? ;)"

To which the man responded "Of course it is baby." As he proceeded to make her feel inferior


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My mother said fetch me a glass of water...

My mother said "fetch me a glass of water" and I said "no" my mom said "I bore you for nine months!" So I said "you bore me every time you speak!"

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What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore! .

I'm sorry.

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Did you hear about the Mayweather X Pacquiao fight?

The bout was declared a bore.

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Definition of TIME!

Slow, when you wait!
Fast, when you are Late!
Deadly, when you are Sad!
Short, when you are happy!

Endless, when you are in Pain!




Long,when you feel bore!


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How to tell a bore that you don't give a rat's ass as to what they think...

(Interrupting) "Say, have you ever seen a rat from behind...?"

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What does a drill with a dildo attached to the end and watching golf have in common?

They both bore the fuck out of you!

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Men are just opposite from guns

The smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore

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You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me.

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common?

They both bore the fuck out of you.

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