A quick-thinking Walmart greeter . . .

So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids. She was yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. So I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice child

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How do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?