Booking

Jokes

A booking error on the cinema website meant me amp my wife accidentally reserved only 1 seat for the advanced screening of the Elton John biopic "Rocketman"

She is sitting in seat 4C. I'm still standing.

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I didn't do my due diligence before booking that cheap hotel and it turned out to be a shithole.

I guess that's what I reserved.

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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, and a Belgian walk into a restaurant.

"Sorry, we don't have that many tables left today," said the manager. “Please consider booking in advance next time."

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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.

He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled."

The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"

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There was a plane crash in Indonesia.

As a result, all my Asian friends stopped booking RyanAir.

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Just finished booking a table for me and the missus for Valentine's Day.

It's all gonna end in tears though,she's fucking useless at snooker.

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There was a thief in my local library...

When the police arrived he started booking it

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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News flash: Chapters truck caught speeding

Police reported, "It was really booking it!"

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What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for?

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

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I once saw the guy from Fleetwood Mac pre-ordering his Christmas dinner

It was Lindsey booking ham

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Why was the vulture booking a new flight?

Because the 1st airline only allowed 1 piece of [carrion](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrion)

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(not) SNL Halloween Parody With The Baldwin Brothers: Svengoolie's Booking Agent

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A man is booking a hotel room for his family

He asks the receptionist, "Are all of the porn channels disabled?"

The receptionist responds with a disgusted look on her face,

"No you sick pervert, all of our porn channels are normal!"

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If you were to second guess your decision on booking a trip to a Native American community...

That would be a reservation reservation reservation!

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I'm having second thoughts about booking time to visit an Indian community.

I guess I'm having reservation reservation reservations.

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