A booking error on the cinema website meant me amp my wife accidentally reserved only 1 seat for the advanced screening of the Elton John biopic "Rocketman"
She is sitting in seat 4C. I'm still standing.
I didn't do my due diligence before booking that cheap hotel and it turned out to be a shithole.
I guess that's what I reserved.
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, and a Belgian walk into a restaurant.
"Sorry, we don't have that many tables left today," said the manager. “Please consider booking in advance next time."
A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled."
The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
There was a plane crash in Indonesia.
As a result, all my Asian friends stopped booking RyanAir.
Just finished booking a table for me and the missus for Valentine's Day.
It's all gonna end in tears though,she's fucking useless at snooker.
There was a thief in my local library...
When the police arrived he started booking it
What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?
Reservation reservation reservations.
News flash: Chapters truck caught speeding
Police reported, "It was really booking it!"
What did the librarian say to the travel agent?
Find what you're booking for?
Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?
He had his reservations.
I once saw the guy from Fleetwood Mac pre-ordering his Christmas dinner
It was Lindsey booking ham
Why was the vulture booking a new flight?
Because the 1st airline only allowed 1 piece of [carrion](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrion)
(not) SNL Halloween Parody With The Baldwin Brothers: Svengoolie's Booking Agent
A man is booking a hotel room for his family
He asks the receptionist, "Are all of the porn channels disabled?"
The receptionist responds with a disgusted look on her face,
"No you sick pervert, all of our porn channels are normal!"
If you were to second guess your decision on booking a trip to a Native American community...
That would be a reservation reservation reservation!
I'm having second thoughts about booking time to visit an Indian community.
I guess I'm having reservation reservation reservations.