NSFW Do you know why some older men have really gaunt faces (sunken eyeballs, hollow cheeks, bony looking foreheads...)?
It's because their wife sucks too hard.
What do You Call A skeleton who is into politics
(get it, I made a funny)
She says she's picky
I told her I'm bony, and that I just might have a bone she can pick with me
What does the French chef say to the skeleton?