Bone

Jokes

Whats the scientific name of the Funny bone?

Humerus.

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Why was the gay kid crippled?

They didn't have a straight bone in their body

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I boiled a funny bone once...

It turned into a laughing stock.

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I boiled a funny bone one...

It turned into a laughing stock.

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After a while of being annoyed by a kid with leukemia, I turned to him and said,

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Wanna know the difference between a bone and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari...

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I boiled a funny bone.

It turned into a laughing stock.

This joke is humerus.

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Why is KFC like a whore?

Because once you're done with the tender breasts and juicy thighs all you're left with is a greasy box to stick your bone in!

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If you boil the funny bone, it'll become a laughing stock

..... Now that's what i call humerus

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What happens when you boil your funny bone?

You become a laughing stock.

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My friend told me that the most painful thing you can do to yourself is to slam your funny-bone against the counter until it breaks

So i killed myself

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I had a hip replacement, but the hospital won't let me keep the bone as a souvenir.

They've got joint custody.

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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

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What do you call a bone of the body that defies church teaching?

A blasFEMUR

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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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Bones

The funny bone never is funny, but another bone is, it's ALWAYS humerus.

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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's humerus.

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What do you call a thigh bone that takes the lords name in vein?

A Blasfemur.

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If you boil a funny bone...

It becomes a laughing stock.

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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus.

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It's true when Trump insists he "Doesn't have a Racist Bone in his body"

It's just his heart, brain and tongue

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If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Isn't that humerus?

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Nick, an officer of the law, had a special talent for police brutality...

His billy stick even got the monicker "Bone." It was sadistic. While criminals were in our mass transportation vehicle, he would beat them in transit. We processed the thugs' paperwork while driving, too. They were mostly found innocent enough that we would have to drive them to their residence. At least they got a lesson from Nick. One shift, we picked up a known, elderly criminal


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This girl at my job is lazy to the bone, but she disagrees. She says she is a hard worker.

So I told her the only hardworking bone in her body is from her man.

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Are you ready for a bone-afide good story that will definitely tickle your funny bone?

In a land far far away, lives a locksmith. This locksmith however, has two very special traits. One, he is an undead skeleton retired from being a lowly exp grind mob, and two, is able to open any lock. His skills are unrivaled, but when even he is stumped, he can detach one of his bones to utilize as a tool. All of his bones are still in control of the skeleton, even if they are detached, giving


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If you boil a funny bone

It becomes a laughing stock

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Jawbone connected to the

dick bone

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A carpenter quits his job and becomes a detective

Two other detectives on the force decide to see how far they can go before the new guy cracks and decide to take him to a grisly post-mortem.

The ME pulls the sheet off the corpse to reveal his totally naked body and the ex-carpenter seems slightly shocked, the two detectives grin, this might be easier than they thought.

The ME starts by cutting the man wide open and begi


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What do you call a blowjob in minecraft?

Bone meal

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A horrible joke I originally posted on Twitter (please remove)

Have you ever tried bone apple tea? I have not, but I heard that it is rich in calcium and thigh burn.

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How are girls and boxes of kfc chicked similar

After you're done with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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What do you call a bodybuilder in a darkroom?

A bone-in steak.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one.

Break their bone, they have 206.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one.

Break their bone, they have 206.

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Let me tell you why you shouldn't fear those rats

They don't got no back bone

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My friend asked me " If you were to name your funny bone, how would you name it"

I replied "Humerus"

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NSFW Two Ethiopian kids are sitting on a log.

The first one is chewing on a thick bone, while the other is watching him. The kid chewing on the bone notices him and gets annoyed.

"Would you mind looking the other way? I won't give you any."

The second kid looks at the ground disappointed.

"Please, just one bite."

The first kid stops chewing and looks at him.


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What is a skeleton's weapon of choice?

A bone and marrow.

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KFC

Why are women like KFC?

After you’ve finished with the thighs and breasts, all you have is a greasy box to put you’re bone in.

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How do dead people have sex?

They bone.

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Skeleton jokes

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

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A man goes to the doctor and says "My arm hurts when I move it like this!"

The doctor tells him, "You have bone cancer."

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What do you call a trombone that was born into the body of a trumpet?

A ***TRANS***-^bone.

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Did you know a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds?

Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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A bit of history

In the Victorian era the rich people drank tea from bone china cups while the poorer classes had to use earthen-ware mugs. Bone china can stand the shock of having boiling water poured directly into it but earthen-ware can't. So the upper classes would pour their teas and then add the milk but the lower classes had to put the milk in first to buffer the heat shock from pouring the tea.


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Why is eating KFC like eating pussy?

Because when you are done. All you have left is a greasy old box to put your bone in.

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What do you call an Arab King with a saw?

Muhammad Bone-Sawman

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I met a French person today and they have a weird bone fetish

IDK why but they were mentioning bone jaw and bone apple teeth again and again

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How do you know that chicken wings arent virgins?

Because they are always bone-in

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Why did the vegan comedian flop on stage?

He never had a humerus bone.

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