Bombshell

Jokes

Have you heard about 'Blond Bombshell', the super hero capable of generating nuclear power with her boobs?

Some say they're super fissile.

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A bombshell exploded in a residential area.

The injured lived the rest of their lives in chronic vain.

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I hate having to break up with Japanese women

You have to drop the bombshell twice before they get the point

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My Patient just told me this joke and i can't stop laughing

George was turning 90 this week and his friends thought of doing something special for him. So they planned to contact a high class Escort service and send him a nice surprise.

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On his birthday, around 9 pm, when he was alone at home, the doorbell rang. George thought - who could it be ?

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Then the doorbell rang ag


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Despite her terrible accident, my grandma supposedly is still hot.

She must be a bombshell in coffin.

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Did you hear about the attractive Arab woman?

She was a bombshell.

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Did you hear about the attractive Arab woman?

She was a bombshell.

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What do you call a hot Arab chick?

A bombshell

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What do you call a hot Arab chick?

A bombshell

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My Grandpa Dropped this Bombshell

At Christmas Dinner.
Me: What did you get for christmas grandma?
Grandma: John (grandpa) didn't get me anything this year.
Grandpa: Ya, last year I bought you a plot at the cemetery and you never even used it!!

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What do you call a pretty Muslim girl

A bombshell

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I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard.

I guess you could say I was really studying a broad.

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Buy a used car, get a blonde bombshell.

Charlie was out to break his all used car sales that month with his new promotion. A large sign in his window announced: "A Blonde Bombshell Free With Each Used Car". A delighted young teen walked in, plunked down a pile of cash and drove away with his new blonde.
He parked on a country road and after kissing for a few minutes the young stud stated that he would like to get fucked


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An old man and young redhead...

A few old friends are drinking at a fancy pub in the finest country club in town, and a gorgeous young redhead walks in. She walks right over to their table and gives a big kiss to one of the gentlemen. "Guys, please meet my fiancée, we're getting married next week!"

"Wow! Congratulations!" they say and are all just amazed at her beauty and charm and in


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