Bolting

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How did the carpenter spend his Saturday night?

Screwing, nutting and bolting.

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So I was on an airplane

And the captain just finished his whole we'll be cruising at 30,000 feet and he puts down the mic but forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to his copilot and says "you know what I could use right now is a blowjob and a cup of coffee". Then the stewardess comes bolting up the aisle to tell him his mic is still on and the guy across from me calls after her, "don't forget t


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