Bold

Jokes

Fortune favors the bold.

**ME, ME, ME!**

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I fought a lion with my bare fists!

I fought a lion with my bare fists


__and that's what you call bold__

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I fought a lion with my bare fists!

**and that's a bold statement**

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In a bold move Kellogg is backing Trump for 2020 and lending Tony The Tiger to tour rallies with Trump.

Together they are going to make America grrrreat again.

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Before the accident, I was a shy guy. Afterwards, having lost 20 of my blood to it and becoming prone to random bouts of confusion...

I've become bold.

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Before the accident, I was a shy guy. However, after having lost 20 of my blood with random bouts of confusion...

I've now become bold.

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Before the accident, I was a shy guy. However, after having lost 20 of my blood from a brain haemorrhage in this accident that left my head spinning and confused often...

I've now become bold.

😬😬

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Wanna know why jogging is evil?

"The wicked flee though no one pursues, but the righteous stand as bold as a lion."

Proverbs 28:1

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Doctor: The results of your bold test have come in.

Me: “You mean blood test?”

The doctor double-checks the results.

Doctor: “Hm, must be a Type-O.”

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When I was young, I was bold enough to shave my privates using a straight razor.

Nowadays, I no longer have the balls to do it.

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Bold Tony

Deon the Juggernaut.???#$@?.

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My neighbor accused me of stalking her.

If you ask me, that's a pretty bold allegation for someone without a single book about law on the shelf.

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A friend once told me that she loves Hot Dogs

I was amazed at how bold she was with her fetish until I asked her which site she gets her material from.

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Doctor: The results of your bold test have finally come in.

Me: You mean blood test?

The doctor double-checks the results.

Doctor: Hm. Must be a Type-O then.

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Doctor: The results of your bold test have finally come in.

Me: You mean blood test?

The doctor double-checks the results.

Doctor: Hm. Must be a Type-O then.

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Someone asked me, Were you born a boy or a girl?

Bold of you to assume I was born.

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Jaime Lannister and Barristan Selmy were smoking cannabis at a party

When Tyrion walked over to them. Tyrion commented "Hello bold fellows! What great knights you two are."
Jaime laughed and kept on smoking. Barristan said "You're a mighty bold fellow to use that tone. Want to be a knight too?"
Tyrion, probably somewhat high off the fumes, said "Why not?" And got on one knee.
Barristan and Jaime got up and, simul


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A man is standing on a busy street corner with a placard over his chest for the local McDonalds.

On the front, in big bold letters, are the words Free Big Mac. A homeless man stumbles over and asks the man, “What is Mac serving time for?”

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A bold move...

**MOVE**

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I made a bold move.

#Bold

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I have made a bold move.

#Move

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I'm pretty good with numbers...

I wouldn't be so bold as to refer to myself as an idiot savant, but I have been called a dumb-ass wise guy a few times.

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Hey, how do you make bold words on Reddit?

“I’M ANTI-VAX!”

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Why would America choose the bold eagle as their national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away?

Oh, right...

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I love these bold marketing stunts!

But this The Day After Tomorrow 2 promotion is off the charts!

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What do the styles bold italic have in common?

They are both surrounded by stars

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I was directing a play and thought I'd spice it up by adding a lesbian shower scene.

Some say I'm the fresh and bold thing theatre needs,others that I ruined the nativity.

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Marvel is making bold moves given recent event. They just signed Caitlyn Jenner.

Apparently they are rebooting the X-Men franchise.

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Burglar: if you wanna live give me all of your money

Me: bold of you to assume that I wanna live and that I have money

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Girl....

Your thicker than bold font

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Ever since I turned 30 I started making bold decisions.

I really miss my hair.

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A hairless man decides to give sky diving a try

That's a bold move

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I have a post-it note on my fridge saying THIS IS NOT NORMAL in big bold letters.

When my friend visited the house and saw it he said “That’s true. People don’t typically do that.”

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I think this joke will be super hit

Now that's a bold statement

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What do you call it when someone online yells something incorrect?

A bold-faced lie

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Why does the Rock doesn't want just to be bold.

Because he want's to be boulder.

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I made a bold move today.

**Move**

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I like my woman like I like my font

Bold, black, and size 14.

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The first Matrix director coming out as a trans-woman felt bold, unexpected and original....

.... the second one? Ehh... not so much.

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Did you hear about the font wanted for murder?

Apparently the reward is worth your weight in bold.

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Why is the new TV show about the evolution of bold typefaces so interesting?

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Congress passed some bold legislation regarding cerebral palsy recently

They call it the Ballsy Palsy Policy.

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I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom.

I'm a one night stand kind of man.

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Rjokes may not be the best place for such a bold opinion, but here it is..

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This is a pretty bold opinion..

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A female nudist calls for a taxi

The taxi stops and the driver scans her from head to toe, with big bold eyes.


At this the nudist erupts: Haven't you seen a naked girl before?



Driver : It's not about that, I'm just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me..

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I like my....

I like my women how I like my font ... 18 and **bold**

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I hate double standards...

When a girl wears a thong she is called bold and sexy. But when I do it I'm just called drunk and asked to leave Denny's.

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Is there really one

**bold** hello **bold**

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves...

Rich and Bold!

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