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How to make holy water

Boil the hell out of it.

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Making holy water is easy.

Just boil the hell out of it.

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Why do they always boil water on old tv shows when a baby is being born?

You have to blanch them before they spoil.

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How do you make a icescream?

boil it

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If you boil the funny bone, it'll become a laughing stock

..... Now that's what i call humerus

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What happens when you boil your funny bone?

You become a laughing stock.

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A boil killed itself.

It was a cyst did suicide.

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The kids next door challenged me to water fight in the front yard.

I'm just posting real quick while I wait for it to boil.

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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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What do you get when you boil a bunch of funny bones?

Laughing Stock.

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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's humerus.

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If you boil a funny bone...

It becomes a laughing stock.

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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That's pretty humerus.

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I am making holy water, how?

I boil the hell out of it

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If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Isn't that humerus?

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How do churches acquire holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.

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Why do they boil water when a woman goes into labor?



If the child dies, they can make soup!

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NSFW What is something you Roast, Grind, and then boil for great taste?

Jews.

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The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight...

I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil!

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Ya'll guys know how to make a water holy ?

Well.... Just boil the hell out of it !

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If you boil a funny bone

It becomes a laughing stock

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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How do you make holy water ?

You boil the hell out of it.

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How do you cook a beef kidney?

Boil the piss out of it.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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How do you make holy water out of ordinary water?

Boil the hell out of it

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Father's Day coming up... let's hear your best dad joke!!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Father's day coming up... let's here your best dad joke!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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I know how to make holy water!

You just have to boil the hell out of it

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do fish say when they have better things to do?

"Sorry, but I've got bigger humans to boil."

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My mom pronounces boil like bull

Needless to say, that southern twang is boilcrap

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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How do you make Holy Water?

You take some regular water and boil the devil out of it...

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Me and my friend got challenged to a water fight

We now play the waiting game of letting the water boil

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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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How do you get holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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You know what makes my blood boil?

Heating it to about 212 degrees

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You know how holy water is made?

You take regular water and you boil the hell out of it!

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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