Bohemian
Jokes
In a job interview today, my prospective boss asked if I could perform under pressure...
Nah, but I can take a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.
What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers do whilst riding in a car after headbanging to Bohemian Rhapsody and they want to put a tape on of their music but Garth won't comply - do?
Give it to Wayne, give it to Wayne, Give it to Wayne now
I just downloaded the new Bohemian Rhapsody film...
...but I think it’s a pirate copy filmed in a cinema, because I can see a little silhouetto of a man.
My boss asked me if I could perform under pressure.
I said no but I do I a pretty good bohemian rhapsody.
Queen released a hip hop version of their song.
It's called Bohemian Rap City
I tried to stream bohemian rhapsody today
But it didn’t work I could only see a small silahuetto of a man
I tried to stream bohemian rhapsody today
But it didn’t work I could only see a small silahuetto of a man
I've just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody...
I think it was filmed in a cinema though as I see a little silhouetto of a man...
Friend of mine offered to lend me his Bohemian Rhapsody DVD
Turned out it was a pirated copy. Was pretty average quality if I’m being honest, could only see a little silhouetto of a man
I was asked at a recent job interview if I could perform under pressure
I said I don't know that one but I could have a fair go at Bohemian Rhapsody..
Just got back from the job interview where I was asked if I can perform under pressure
I said I wasn't completely sure about that but do fantastic Bohemian Rhapsody
I asked my friend if he wanted to go see the Bohemian Rhapsody movie.
He said, “Sure, but we need to get tickets. Let me do the Fandango.”
Did you hear about the place in western Czech Republic where they do hip-hop covers of Queen songs?
It's the Bohemian Rap City.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody last night
And there was a person standing in front of the screen, and all I saw was a little silhouetto of a man
During a job interview, they asked if I could perform under pressure
I hope they liked Bohemian Rhapsody
I just watched the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think it was filmed in a cinema although I see a little silhouetto of a man...
I downloaded Bohemian Rhapsody last night but...
I think its pirated cause I see a little silhouette of a man
Was once asked on a job interview if I could perform under pressure.
Me: Well I don't know about that, but I'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a try.
At a job interview, they asked me how well I could perform under pressure.
I told them I could hum a few bars, but I was more of a fan of Bohemian Rhapsody.
At a recent job interview, I was asked could I preform under pressure.
I said no, but I could have a go at Bohemian Rhapsody.
I finally watched Bohemian Rhapsody
I give it an aids out of ten
I don't perform under pressure well
But I'm pretty good with bohemian rhapsody.
Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure.
I said I wasn't too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said "I didn't know that one but I would have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."
I just downloaded the Bohemian Rhapsody movie.
I think it was filmed in a movie theater, though - I see a little silhouetto of a man.
I just destroyed my nephew with this comeback...
So i was listening to bohemian rhapsody when my nephew says to me:
Why are you listening to that song, its so old?
i replied: so what? your mums old but you still listen to her.
I've just downloaded a pirate copy of bohemian rhapsody.
quality was crap though, all I could see was a little silhouette of a man.
Did Queen release a Hip-Hop album in the 70s?
Becauase I keep hearing of a Bohemian Rap-CD
What's a furry's favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody?
Mamaaaaa, OwO
I illegally downloaded the movie Bohemian Rhapsody today
It is very poor quality. All I can see is the little silhouetto of a man
New Ive just downloaded the new Bohemian Rhapsody film, but I think it was filmed by someone in the cinema.
I can’t make out what’s going on, I just see a little silhouette of a man.
Ive just downloaded a pirate copy of the new Queen film bohemian rhapsody.
The sound wasn’t bad but the picture quality was so bad I could just see a silhouette of a man.
Downloaded a bootleg copy of Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is terrible.
All I can see is a little silhouette-a of a man.
Just downloaded a pirate copy of Bohemian Rhapsody...
The quality was so poor, all I could see was a little silhouette of a man....
Just tried streaming that new Bohemian Rhapsody movie but the quality was shit...
...I could only see a little silouetto of a man!
I just downloaded bohemian rhapsody (not sure if this has been posted)
I just downloaded a copy of the new Bohemian Rhapsody movie, but I think it was filmed in a cinema. I can't make out what's going on, I just see a little silhouetto of a man
Ive just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody!
I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.
A Bohemian Motorist was going the wrong way on a one way
A cop saw this and pulled him over as soon as possible.
The cop said "Whats the matter sir? Did you not see the arrows?
"Heck" answered the Bohemian, "I didn't even see the Indians!"
Just heard about Kanye West covering Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury. Let's hope he continues to follow in Freddy Mercury's footsteps.
And dies of AIDs.
How did the Bohemian pay?
Just a Check
"Excuse me sir, but there's a Bohemian knight here to collect his fee."
"Tell him the check is in the mail."
What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar?
A bounced Czech.
What do you call A Bohemian Lumberjack?
...A *Blogger.*
( I'll see myself out.. :)
What do you call a Bohemian Logger?
...A *Blogger.*
( I'll see myself out.. :)
If I ever move to Prague, I'll open a burrito shop.
And call it Bohemian Wrap City.
Whats it called when Freddie Mercury Masturbates?
Bohemian Fapsody