Blurred

Jokes

In the twenty first century, the line between male and female has been blurred.

Just the other day I was referred to as a females's genitalia.

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The first symptoms of a strokes can vary: some may experience slurred speech, muscle stiffness, or even blurred vision

Different strokes for different folks.

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Satan and the angel Gabriel were arguing.

Satan and the angel Gabriel were going back and forth about who’s more superlative at this or that and eventually Gabriel blurred out “well I’m lucif!” To which Satan replies “oh yeah?!? Well then I’m lucif-ER!”

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I took a photo next to a Ford

but it’s blurred because it wasn’t Focus.

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Chinaman goes to eye doctor

A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor and he complains of foggy or blurred vision.

The doctor runs some tests on the man and tells him he will be back with his results.

After going over the test results the doctor comes back and tells the man you have a cataract.

The chinaman looks at him puzzled and replies no I don’t I drive a rincoln!


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How do you tell a black zebra with white stripes from a white zebra with black stripes?

I dunno, those are some blurred lines there.

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Why is Conan's guest's face blurred-out?

Oh. Never mind. It isn't. It's just Amy Schumer.

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My friend gave me a porno video.

When it put it in the player all it had was a blurred picture of some old, fat, bald guy naked and having a wank. I was fucking furious until I realised I had forgotten to turn on the TV.

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite song?

Blurred Lines

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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Your mama so ugly her face isn't blurred out in Google street view.

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(18f) Am I unattractiveugly?????

http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=adkBqYNLltsmxG7AV0WVYoh4l5k2TGxc#.VD8ZvBbJ3IU

i blurred out minor acne:(

I've never been in a relationship.

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The 'Blurred Lines' singer's Twitter QampA was a pretty...

...Thicke idea.

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