The invisible man, the wolf man, and Dracula played poker.

They tried to get the mummy to play but he had no skin in the game.

The invisible man tried to bluff but people saw right through him.

Dracula ended up bleeding them dry, leaving the wolf man howling mad.

My wife thought I would never give our daughter a silly name.

So I decided to call her Bluff.

I told my wife I'd been staying in our cabin in the desert, but she don't beleive me.

She called my bluff

My wife didnt believe that I would give our daughter an embarrassing name.

But I decided to call her Bluff.

I'm teaching my friend to play poker...

...but he came to me yesterday with a problem. He says "I've been trying to play at the casino and I swear I just can not get away with a bluff for the life of me. It's like they know what I have every time"

Considering myself to be a pretty decent teacher, I think that's strange, so I go over what I've been teaching him.

"Ok remember we

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My wife let me name our daughter, convinced I wouldn't give her a stupid name.

But I called her Bluff.

My wife let me name our daughter, convinced I wouldn't given her a stupid name.

But I called her Bluff.

My wife didnt think Id give our daughter a silly name...

But I called her Bluff...

What do you call a buffalo found on a bluff?

Lost.

Why are cliffs good at poker?

Because they bluff

There once was a man named Ivan who lived with his family in a Siberian forest...

After years of living in the harsh region, Ivan became rough, tough, hard to bluff, and extremely used to hardship.

He was large, muscular, and able to chop down a fully grown Siberian pine tree with one swing of his axe. This came in handy as Ivan had to chop down many trees to be used as firewood so his wife and children could stay warm. Everyday, starting at 4am and ending 10pm, Iv

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying *Use the fours, Luke*


Out, I shall let myself.