Blowing

Jokes

Hey guys of reddit, dont you hate it when you're blowing a guy

And he turns out to be a faggot?

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Blowing up the wall at Fort Knox

Edit:Wow that blew up, thanks for the gold!

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My friend makes a living blowing bubbles from her vagina

She charges $10 a pop.

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What did the robber say after blowing open the bank safe?

Wow this blew up, thanks for the gold!

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There is something I realized about those guys who are the biggest dickheads.

They always have mind-blowing girlfriends.

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I just realized something about Russian roulette

It's a mind-blowing game

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I've recently discovered how amazing russian roulette is

It's absolutely mind blowing

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The wife was crying after the greatest mind blowing sex ever.

I guess I shouldn't have called and told her about it.

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An Indian guy and girl meet on Tinder

They get to his place and start making out. The guy is not able to get it up so she goes down on him. After sometime she feels him harden enough so she whispers, “Are you Ready?”

He exclaims, “Wow how did you figure out my caste from blowing me?”

P.S: Reddy is a caste in India,


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Why are middle eastern news stations so entertaining?

There’s always something new blowing up.

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Watch out for bars that serve specialty drinks!

I used to go to this one where they made something called the hurricaine, I got wasted, next day I go back, bartender says, should I set you up with the same?

I was like nooo, I was up all night blowing chunks!

Bartender says oh wow they made you sick huh?

And I said...No...Chunks is my dog!

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Sex using telekinesis

Mind blowing

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Some people say I'm really good at blowing air around the room

But honestly, I'm not a fan

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At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son.

Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?”

Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”

Son: Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying “Oh God, I’m coming” but she didn’t float anywhere!


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I invented a small fan that fits in your ear.

It’s mind-blowing.

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What did Courtney Love say when she first saw Kurt Cobain?

"His looks are mind-blowing"

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What did the miner say when blowing up rocks and discovering a gold vein?

Wow. This blew up! Thanks for the gold, kind rocks!

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My mother asked why people shirt fireworks off the night before the 4th of July...

I told her they’re all minutemen, always blowing their load early

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Tried getting over my fear of clowns

I've heard that people get over their fear of balloons by blowing them. Tried the same with my fear of clowns. Suffice to say it didn't work.

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A blind man is at the beach. (NSFW)

A blind man is at the beach, blowing up a blow-up sex doll. Many passer-bys are complaining about it to him.

"For God's sake, there are children here, stop blowing up and hide that sex doll at once!"

The blind man is of course shocked and responds in a surprised voice,

"What do you mean? Are you saying that I've been sleeping with an


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Samsung galaxy note 10 will launch on aug 7 in new york.

I'm sure, for people present there, it shall be a mind blowing event.

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I saw the JFK film on the plane the other day

It was truly mind blowing

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Have you heard the song ISIS by Joyner Lucas ft Logic

The song has been really blowing up recently

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Went swimming today. Took a pee in the deep end. Life guard noticed and started blowing his whistle.

So scared I almost fell in.

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3 fish are arrested and questioned by an officer

The officer brings the first fish in for questioning. He asks, "Alright, what's your name?" To which the first fish responds, "Fish". "Okay, Fish," the officer replies. "Can you tell me what the hell you were doing in the public fountain??" The first fish smiles and says, "I was blowing bubbles, sir." The officer laughs at Fish, shakes his hea


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What did the man say after his phone exploded in his mailbox?

Edit: Wow! RIP inbox! Thanks for blowing up my phone!

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There were three ducks swiming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing.

They were called to apper in court the next day so the judge called up duck #1 and asked what were you doing in a pond swiming after midnight the duck said "blowing bubbles" So then the judge called up duck #2 and asked the same question and the duck said "blowing bubbles". Then the judge called up duck #3 and said let me guess you were blowing bubbles to and the duck said &quo


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I took a trip to the JFK Presidential Library yesterday...

It was mind blowing

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Walks into a bar Three ducks walk in a bar

The first walk in and says, “Wow, today was so fun! I was blowing bubbles all day.”
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The second walks in and says, “Blowing bubbles was so fun today, I’m exhausted!
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The third walk in and says, “Hey, my name is Bubbles and I had so much fun today!”

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Three ducks walk in a bar.

One comes in and says, “I’ve had so much fun today, I’ve been blowing bubbles!”

Another comes in and says, “I was blowing bubbles all day today, I sure am exhausted!”






The last one comes in and says, “Hello, my name is Bubbles and I’ve had so much fun today!


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3 guys walk into a bar

They all head to the bathroom, and the bartender notices they are in there for quite a while. Finally, one of the guys exits.

“What were you doing in there for so long?” the bartender asked. The man replied “I was blowing bubbles.” and walked out of the bar.

Soon after the second guy came out of the bar. The bartender asked the same thing to him as


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At a community pool

There was 3 rules

1. No diving
2. No play fighting
3. No blowing bubbles

Three men start swimming and the lifeguard sees bubbles coming up from under the water. She pulls up the first man and says what’s your name and what’re you doing. He says “my name is Kyle and I’m blowing bubbles”. She tells him to get out of the pool and sit


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You hear about the prostitute that got caught blowing a midget? I think she got away with it

Cuz I heard she got off a little

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Blowing Bubbles

Four men are brought into a courtroom.

The first man walks up to his stand and the judge asks his him "what did you do?" The man responds "I was blowing bubbles in the park". The judge, clearly shocked, exclaims "why would you get arrested for that? You're free to go".

The second man enters and the judge asks him how he got arrested and


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I just went to a lecture about Islam.

It was pretty mind-blowing.

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My friend lost his acting job in our local play because of his addiction to cocaine.

He kept blowing his lines.

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What makes a blonde and a Tornado similar? (Sorry blondes)

What makes a Blonde and a Tornado similar?

At first it’s sucking and blowing and next thing you know, YOUR HOUSE AND CAR ARE GONE! xD thank you! I’ll be here all year!

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What do homosexuals and cigarettes have in common

They can be called fags and blowing them is gay.

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What is the worst thing for a girl to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

"I'm not Willie Nelson."

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My friend told me that theres a mod that allows you to have gay sex in GTA: San Andreas.

Turns out he was just blowing Smoke.

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My friend told me that there a miss that allows you to have gay sex in GTA: San Andreas

Turns out he was just blowing Smoke.

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My friend asked me to go to an air blowing convention...

But I’m not really a fan

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"Mommy! Why were you bouncing on daddy's belly last night?"

Little Timmy's mom was taken aback by his question

"Erm.. I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat . Bouncing keeps him skinny"

"That's not going to work!", Timmy replied back

"Why not?"

"Because babysitter Tina keeps blowing him back up again!"


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Three ducks went to jail

When they arrived, a large swan approached them. "What's your story?" He asked.

The first one said "I'm Huey, I'm not sure what I did wrong. I was just blowing bubbles in the pond."

The second one then steps forward and says "Hey, I'm Dewey. I was also blowing bubbles in the pond."

The Swan goes to the third


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Why are all British smokers gay?

They're into blowing fags

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Lane Oliver is blowing up!

The song "Surrender to the fire" is #1 in the french charts

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What did the mexican woman say after blowing her man?

mmmmm......HORCHATA!!!

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What did the mexican woman say after blowing her man?

mmmmm......HORCHATA!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who had a penis coming out of the middle of his face?

He couldn’t stop blowing his nose.

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Oral sex using telekinesis

Mind blowing

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