Blizzard

Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Tinkerbell when she started working at Dairy Queen?

You're a Blizzard fairy!

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Hagrid cremates Harry Potter and throws his ashes into a snowstorm

"You're a blizzard, Harry"

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck inside during a blizzard?

Snowden

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Why isn't Blizzard doing an April Fools joke this year?

Diablo Immortal was already announced at Blizzcon

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A blizzard hit the fans ...

The fans got angry at it hitting them so blizzard asks "Do you guys not have phones?"

So the fans left blizzard and went to google new companies.

But then they got hit by google, got angry and google ask:

*"Do you guys not have 1terabyte internet connections?"*

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

A blizzard.

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After the blizzard yesterday I think I understand Republicans a little better

Because these snowflakes are killing me

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What's the difference between Lamborghini and Blizzard Entertainment?

Lamborghini doesn't unnecessarily make a Diablo just for your phone

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How do yoh find Will Smith in a blizzard?

You look for the Fresh Prints

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Two Blizzard employees are driving through a city and are trying to get to an event.

They've been driving for what feels like an eternity but can't seem to find where the event is hosted. They see a young teenager walking on the sidewalk and decide to ask for directions.

After pulling to the side and stopping the teen they ask: "Excuse us, do you happen to know where the Blizzcon event it?"

The teen takes off his headphones and says: &


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What do you call a prostitute plying her trade in a blizzard?

A snow blower.

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Blizzard

That's it. That's my low quality joke right there.

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I just had a blizzard in my hometown.

I didn't feel much of it, It was too mobile.

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Blizzard...

...that's it that's the joke.

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Ironic that Blizzard named their game Diablo Immortal

Because all I want to do is die right now

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A blonde in a snowstorm

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blond got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation.

She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come


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Why was the former CIA agent who leaked classified documents not able to leave Russia during the blizzard?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a refugee in a blizzard?

Snowden

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What's another term for a blizzard whiteout?

A Trump rainbow.

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If bullshit was a snowflake...

I'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now

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Regarding Tracer...

I guess you could say Blizzard is the butt of a lot of jokes now

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Massive US blizzard advancing north.

African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes.

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Massive US Blizzard advancing North



African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes.

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Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast

The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice.

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Wow... World of Warcraft is getting pretty realistic these days

[Blizzard kills thousands of cows and threatens Texas dairy business](http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/02/news/dairy-texas-storm-goliath/index.html?iid=hp-stack-dom)

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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What did the Canadian say to his friend after a blizzard hit his house?

Don't worry, it's all white now

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Blizzard in USA - overclock your PCs.

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With all the blizzard news here's a winter joke: How do you convert a dish washer into a snow blower?

You give her a shovel!

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Being in this damn blizzard.

Let it snow! LET IT SNOW!

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I think that the NSA is after me

Because I'm Snowden after this blizzard

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This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis

lees than expected

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Today I found out what it was like to play a FPS

First person shoveler. gg blizzard.

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The NYC blizzard

In anticipation of today's storm, Mayor de Blasio urged the city to prepare for "something worse than they have ever seen before." Or as most New Yorkers just call a potential shutdown by 12+ of white, "a Staten Island grand jury."

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How do you know where a Polar Bear is during a blizzard?

You don't. Only a Polar Bear Nose.

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I saw this really handsome guy running through a blizzard the other day...

He was dashing through the snow.

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Driving through a blizzard with my dad

At the peak of the snow and ice he got out of the car and put two frozen snakes on the windshield. I asked him what he supposed that would do to help and he said "what's wrong son, Never heard of wind chilled vipers?"

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How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

You look for fresh prints

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Did you hear about the NSA whistleblower?

Apparently there was a blizzard at his house. He got snowed in.

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How is a Man like a Blizzard?

You don't know when it's cumming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will hang around.


*Was reading an old joke book this morning. Hadn't heard this in a while, figure it deserved a share.*

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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Caught in the blizzard An old one but a good one

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I&#


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How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for the fresh prints

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What do you call a whistle-blower in a blizzard

Edward Snowed-in

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