What would the colors of the United States be if it was a third-world country?

Rot, Blight and Poo

Lettuce Blight

A government agriculture official gets a call from a worker in the lettuce industry saying the lettuce crop has been devastated by blight. In order to cope they’ve been dividing up the lettuces and disposing of them in huge numbers.

The government official is concerned, and asks to see the lettuces. So the lettuce worker drives him out a vast landfill site, where sure enough dec

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Dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming

turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets

How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.