What do Blazes (from Minecraft) and Dutch people have in common
Both live in the nether(lands) and love to blaze it.
They say the blaze in Brazil is visible from space
Personally I watched it on my Amazon Fire TV
In the jungle one day, there was a monkey smoking a joint of some fine weed up in a tree...
A lizard at the bottom of the tree noticed the monkey and asked “hey monkey, what are you doing up there?”
The monkey replied “I’m just chillin up here smoking a fattie, you’re more than welcome to join!”
So the lizard went up and smoke out with the monkey. After the joint was gone, the lizard said “hey monkey, that was super bomb weed! I&rsquo
Let us blaze the unseen trail,
Be different, spontaneous.
Everyone's doing it.
New Break: There was some initial concern that Quasimodo had been lost in the blaze, fortunately, it has been revealed that he was in the Louvre at the time.
I'm disappointed by these wrapping ministries that pop up around this time of year.
Not a single one of them involves a dope beat and a mic to blaze.
A farmer saves the day...
A farmer loves in a small village. He loves tractors everything he does is related to tractors. He goes to tractor meets he has tractor wall paper. You get the idea. One day he gets into a tragic accident driving his favourite rite tractor and breaks both his legs. The incident traumatizes him and he now hates tractors and can hardly bare to look at them.
A few years later he is dr
So Nicolas Cage plays the human Johnny Blaze...
But Nicolas Rib-Cage plays the ghost rider
Why do Canadians smoke so much pot?
They blaze right through it.
A man walks into a bar ...
with a pig under his arm. The bartender looks at the pig, notices a wooden leg and asks 'Why has this pig got a wooden leg ?'
The man replies 'Ah that's a tale. We had a fire in our house last week. This pig came upstairs and woke up our entire family. We all escaped the blaze thanks to this pig'.
The bartender was impressed. ' Did the pig lose a leg in
What did the drug dealer say when he saw the clock.
Its 4:20 dude!!! 420 blaze it
What did the Frenchman say after 80?
What do you call it when you get high and perform oral sex?
going down in a blaze of glory
thanks jon bovi
Book nerds all be like..
420 blaze it? More like, 451 BLAZE IT!
.... On second thoughts, this is probably why I have no friends
Did you hear about the fireman who died at the Olympics?
They say he went out in a Blaze of glory
Why did the SSD burn a flag?
Because it was a Patriot Blaze
I'm going out with a blaze
Slang for: smoking weed [Source](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blazing)
I want to die in a blaze of glory
Why was Hitler born on 420?
His mom wanted him to blaze it
Do you wanna know why Hitler killed so many people?
He misunderstood 4-20 Blaze It.
I always buy Build Your Own 2 pizzas, and throw 5 of the 12 away.
420 Blaze™ it.
My friends just invited me to go blaze
But I don't like the idea of getting set on fire.