Porn parodies than should never be created
Including but not limited to:
-Bendy and the Kink Machine
-Willy Wanker and the Dildo Factory
-The Nut-filled Professor
-Fisting in the Rain
-Assward Bound: The Dark Adventure
-Sperminator 3: Colon Cum Out Blasting!
-Radiers of the Lost Ass
Best part about finger blasting a gypsie?
Get your palms red for free.
I was blasting my music from my room...
...when my mom texted me
Her: Turn it down now
Response: tUrN iT dOwN nOw
She came to my room, grabbed my Bluetooth speaker and as she walked away I heard Toto screaming
**gonna take a lot to drag me away from youuuuu**
NSFWTRIGGER WARNING People always told me depression is a silent killer...
...but to be honest, I never thought there was anything silent about blasting your brains out with a shotgun.
In the Garden of Gethsemane, Jesus Christ saw every sin imaginable...
Meaning he saw some dude blasting rope to Waluigi hentai and still decided to save humanity. What a absolute legend.
ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power
Because they are always blasting away!
What's the best thing about finger blasting a gypsy on her period?
You get your palm red for free
Squishing breasts an blasting them with radiation to cancer prevention is like...
Sticking a Molotov cocktail up your butt and spraying sparks at it for prostate health.
Who makes the best Astronauts?
Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.
I stole a jar of jelly from a friend...
While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"