Blasting

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Porn parodies than should never be created

Including but not limited to:
-Bendy and the Kink Machine
-Willy Wanker and the Dildo Factory
-Spongebob Squarepenis
-The Nut-filled Professor
-The Expandables
-Fisting in the Rain
-Assward Bound: The Dark Adventure
-Sperminator
-Robocock
-Sperminator 3: Colon Cum Out Blasting!
-Radiers of the Lost Ass
-Forrest Pump
-Bu


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Best part about finger blasting a gypsie?

Get your palms red for free.

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I was blasting my music from my room...

...when my mom texted me

Her: Turn it down now

Response: tUrN iT dOwN nOw

She came to my room, grabbed my Bluetooth speaker and as she walked away I heard Toto screaming

**gonna take a lot to drag me away from youuuuu**

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NSFWTRIGGER WARNING People always told me depression is a silent killer...

...but to be honest, I never thought there was anything silent about blasting your brains out with a shotgun.

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In the Garden of Gethsemane, Jesus Christ saw every sin imaginable...

Meaning he saw some dude blasting rope to Waluigi hentai and still decided to save humanity. What a absolute legend.

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ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power

Because they are always blasting away!

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What's the best thing about finger blasting a gypsy on her period?

You get your palm red for free

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Squishing breasts an blasting them with radiation to cancer prevention is like...

Sticking a Molotov cocktail up your butt and spraying sparks at it for prostate health.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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I stole a jar of jelly from a friend...

While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling "That's my jam!"

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