Black
Jokes
A black kid complemented my shirt.
He said: Nice shirt, faggot. I said: Yeah, it's 100% cotton. Tell your grandparents I said thanks.
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What did the black Power Ranger say?
"It's orphan time"
+6UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA black hole and a nebula go out to lunch...
A black hole and a nebula are at a restaurant. The nebula orders a ginormous amount of food and the black hole only orders a drink and a small appetizer.
The nebula says the the black hole, "Are you sure you don't want more?"
The black hole replies, "Nah, I eat light"
+4UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat's thick and black and picks its nose?
Crude oil
+3UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat did the black hole say after it swallowed an asteroid?
"It was good, but I wish it been a little meteor."
+3UPVOTEDOWNVOTEBlack kid: nice shirt faggot.
Me: Ya, it’s 100% cotton, tell your grandpa I said thanks.
+3UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.
+3UPVOTEDOWNVOTETexas Chili Cookoff
INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER
Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas
from the East Coast:
"Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The
original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be
standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon,
wh
+2UPVOTEDOWNVOTEDamn, being an orphan is worse than being being black
Since you don’t get to see either of your parents.
+2UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you call a black mumble rapper?
Cottonmouth
+2UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA black, a Jew, and a chink.
A black a Jew and a chink were in the playground of their kindergarten.
The nigger says "yo, lezz play a game. Lezz pull out ar dicks and see who have da biggest one"
The chink pulls out his little mosquito bite for a penis and the boys laugh. The Jew pulls out his medium sized penis and the chink goes "WHoaaa." Then the nigger pulls out his f
+2UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you call a rude black hole?
A masshole.
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI say mucho to black friends all the time...
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you alternately call a miserly African-American gentleman?
A black niggard.
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI went to the Black Hole Nightclub.
It was really boring but the potential was infinite.
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat did the black hole say after it swallowed an asteroid?
"It was good, but I wish it been a little meteor."
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEPeople are so sensitive now-a-days.
People are so sensitive now-a-days. You can’t even say “black paint.” Instead you gotta say,” Jamal, will you please paint the fence?”
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow to stop police brutality in America.
Only black people can become police problem solved.
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEBar Joke.
So a chinese guy walks into a bar and goes to the bartender, he says " Hey nigger, serve me a chigger". The black guy gets highly offended and says "You cant be talking to people like that, times are different. How would you like if I came in here and disrespected you like that?" Chinese guys says "Let's give it a try", and walks behind the bar. Black goes outsid
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEBlack and White
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEDamn, being an orphan must be worse than being black
Since you don’t get to see either of your parents.
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you call a black person in space?
A cotton picking nigger coon
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you call a dog that likes to do baby bites and is black?
A nipper!!
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEDad, am I more black or more Persian?
Dad: Why do you ask?
Son: There a kid at school selling his bike. Should I bargain or should I steal the bike?.
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you call an African American with asthma?
The Black Panter
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA man breaks down on a country road in Ireland and hears a voice.
He opens opens his bonnet/hood and looks at the engine. He knows nothing about cars and has no hope of fixing it, then he hears a voice "Check the alternator"....Where the hell did that voice come from, he looks round and leaning over a gate is a huge white horse looking at him "Check the alternator" ...he panics but looks at what he thinks the alternator might be and sure enou
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a gay person and a black person?
a nigger faggot
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat sucks about being black and jewish?
You gotta stand at the back of the oven!
Edit: I was at an [7] when typing this and fucked it up. It is better now. oven was bus. Changed bus to oven.
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEYo mama so black
She does her make up with bitumen
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you call 2 black guys in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI'm an expert in not finishing anything
I have a black belt in partial arts.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTESkyrim Why are the stormcloaks black and blue?
Because they can't see the White*-*Gold Concordat.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA Chinese guy walks into a coffee shop
and says to the black man working there, "Give me a medium coffee and don't spill it, nigger."
The black man is shocked says, "That's very offensive. We are both minorities and we should treat each other with respect. How would you feel if we traded places and I came in here and called you a derogatory name?"
The Chinese guy shrugged his sh
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing.....she's been told twice
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
A bartender sees him and says; "Wow! That is a nice thing you have there, where did you get it?"
"Africa", said the parrot.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA Japanese man walks into a bar.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said 1 dollar for dirty joke.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat was the worst part about being a black jew during WWII?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhats black, blue and hates having sex?
The 10 year old in the back of my trunk
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhats black, white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEMy friends call me an alcoholic because I drink black Russians. "That's all liquor!" they say.
No it's not. It's half liquor and half liqueur.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEIf I had a time machine I would......
1 Kill Hitler
2 Kill Stallin
3 Kill Pol Pot
4 Kill Bill
5 Killswitch Engage
6 write the song "Killin Time", give it to Clint Black
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat's the difference between black men and dogs?
Dogs won't start rapping if you put a chain around their neck..
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEPenis problem. NSFW
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHow many NYPD Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA local news station interviews a farmer about a farmer's daily life.
Interviewer: So, Mister, where do you wash your cows?
Farmer: The white one or the black one?
The interviewer wonders what the farmer means and goes along with it.
Interviewer: Umm... the white one.
Farmer: I wash her by the river.
Interviewer: What about the black one?
Farmer: I wash her by the river, too.
The interviewer rai
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA local news station interviews a farmer about a farmer's daily life.
Interviewer: So, Mister, where do you wash your cows?
Farmer: The white one or the black one?
The interviewer wonders what the farmer means and goes along with it.
Interviewer: Umm... the white one.
Farmer: I wash her by the river.
Interviewer: What about the black one?
Farmer: I wash her by the river, too.
The interviewer ra
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTESorry if it offends anyone but my black friend told me this special one.
Why are black people so tall?
because their kneegrows
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy do Pandas and Zebras like old movies?
Because they are in Black & White.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you call 1,024 Black people?
A NiggaByte
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