Bisexual

Jokes

For every bisexual

There is an asexual who got their sexuality stolen

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What do you call a Bisexual witch?

A Bitch

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I was invited to a threesome by a bisexual couple, I said no...

...I don't want to cum between a man and his wife.

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What do you call a bisexual woman who likes to sleep around?

An omniwhore

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Call me bisexual but I have sucked dicks as many times as I have had mine sucked

0!

(For you mathematicians out there, that is not a factorial, although I hope it was)

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I recently asked my boyfriend how bisexual he was.

He answered 50/50.

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My wife is not bisexual.

Her girlfriend of 3 years was out of loneliness, manipulation, experimenting, being confused, etc.

She turns on Springer today, "WTF these strippers aren't even that hot!."

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Why is smoking a spliff considered a bisexual thing to do?

Because you're sucking on half a fag

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What does a bisexual person and an ambidextrous baseball player have in common?

They swing both ways.

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What do you call a bisexual who can't get men and women to fall in love with them?

Bi-yourself

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Why is 10 bi

Binary. Not bisexual get you're mind out of the gutter. Ewwww?

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What do you call a sexually active Bison?

Bisexual

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I like being bisexual...

It makes me an Equal Opportunity Enjoyer.

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What do you call a bisexual zombie?

A Zombi.

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What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?

Bikings

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I went to a bisexual saloon

Even the doors swung both ways.

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Disney announced that woody is openly bisexual. Woody says......

" You've got a friend in me"

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Im bisexual.

If I can’t get sex I buy it.

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Being gay is a choice

For bisexual people

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Why do bisexual people make the best baseball players?

Because they can swing both ways

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Whats Thanoss sexual preference?

Bisexual. Because he likes keep his relationships balanced.

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Four friends are in a restaurant

Four friends are in a restaurant and start talking about sexuality.
The first one says “I’m heterosexual, meaning I’m into the opposite gender.”
The second friend says “I’m homosexual, or interested in the same sex”
The third one says “I’m bisexual, meaning I’m into both sexes.
The fourth friend says “I&rsq


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I think my lesbian Australian friend is bisexual and has likes me

Today she introduced me to her girlfriend on video call and said that, note the words - I was her mate.

I did it!!! \o/

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A son comes out as bisexual to his father.

A son comes out as bisexual to his father and asks if his father will still accept him. The father says yes of course he will.

A few months later the son fails his driving test and asks if his father will accept him. At that age the father used to cycle to school because he had failed it many times himself, so he understands and says that he still accepts him.

A few days


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What do you say when a bisexual walks away from you?

Good-bi!

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What do you call a bisexual person who is single?

They are on standbi

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How do you make a bisexual person gay?

Round up.

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Im bisexual

If you bi me stuff I’ll get sexual

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A motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs :

The Bikings

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What do you call it when a bisexual person shoots down flirtations from both men and women?

A double bi-pass!

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What do you call a bisexual racecar driver?

The fast and the curious

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I like my men how I like my women.

That's it. The whole joke.

I'm bisexual.

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What does a chemist say when he comes out of the closet for being bisexual?

Iodine, Americium, Bismuth.

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What element is a known bisexual?

Bismuth.

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What do you call a bisexual rolling down a hill?

A bicycle

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"Well whatever helps you sleep at night."

"Well I go both ways so I can get off to anyone" a bisexual replied.

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I knew a bisexual girl who was very lonely

I guess she was all bi herself.

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I was approached by a couple of bisexual men who were competing for new romantic partners

The single one said, "They have a lot of experience and I'm a vigin. You have to pick either them or me."

I took the one less traveled bi, and that has made all the difference.

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What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?

The bikings.

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Life is like a bisexual

It fucks everybody

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What do you call an Arab man who owns both a goat and a camel?

Bisexual

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TIL that the word bisexual...

Most often refers to once every two sexuals, rather than twice a sexual.

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I was bisexual once

Sadly it just meant I got turned down by twice as many people

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Bisexual men

What do you call an obese bisexual man?
HIV+
Sorry if it's bad this is only my second joke here.

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The letter R is bisexual

Think about it, it’s both straight and curved

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So I asked my bisexual friend, what did he prefer?

Are girls better or boys when it comes to dating ?
He replied," Well the girls aren't a pain in the ass ."

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Did I tell you my wife is bisexual?

Every time I want to have sex together I have to buy her something.

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My husband has been getting into art lately.

I wish I had known before marriage that he was bisexual.

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How do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?

The bikings

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If I have sex twice a year does it mean I'm bisexual?

No, it means you're ugly

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