I used to date a twin a few years back. People would ask me how I could tell the difference between the two.
It was in fact quite easy. There were subtle but notable differences. For example my gf had a small birthmark right below her left ear on her neck and she always painted her nails a ruby shade.
Her brother Dave had a cock.
A man goes to a bank and asks to deposit $5,000 into his account.
The next day, he comes back and deposits $10,000.
The next day, he comes back and deposits $7,500. As he walks out, the banker asks him how he gets so much money in a day.
The man walks up to him and whispers, “I make bets with people.”
The banker tells him, “How do you make so much?”
The man says, “Here, I bet $50 you have a birthmark on you
The shittiest thing about me
Is my birthmark.
A friend confided in me about a peculiar birthmark on his butt. I told his secret to my friends for a laugh.
I am Julian AssStrange.
Do you want to see the birthmark on my arse?
It looks like a colon!