Bind

Jokes

'K guys this one seems a bit fishy to mee

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So a bind guy walks into a bar

And says ......,OUCH!!

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I like my women like I like my shoes

I bind them, use them and always have two.

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I like my women like I like my shoes

I bind them, use them and always have two.

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What do you call a bind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus?



credit : Jurassic Park

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How do you silence an Italian?

Bind him by the wrists.

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What do duck tape and Star Wars have in common?

The both have a dark and a light side and they bind the galaxy together.

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It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing!

Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo?

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