Before time, God is sitting around with all of the great philosophers, trying to decide who will handle which categories of philosophy.
When he gets to epistemology, nobody is willing to take it.
The philosophers begin arguing over who will handle the subject until finally, irritated by the bickering, God interrupts and says,
"You, Kant! Handle the truth!"
What did the polygamous man with Multiple Personality Disorder say to his bickering, jealous harem?
Two Blondes are out on a hike....
....when one looks down and sees some tracks. "Hey look, deer tracks!" she exclaims. The other blond looks over and says, "Those aren't deer tracks! Those are rabbit tracks!" After about 10 minutes of bickering about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.